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NOT_a_rapist_

26 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am sorry if my messages are full, it happens sometimes.

I am not from California.

I have 2 kittens named Ripley (black) and April (gray)

No Fedoras Please

Be the Scully to my Mulder

This account is monitored by my parents. Dont message me anything too crass or I will get sent back to Church Camp.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
About to drive a motorcycle off a cliff ✌
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sexting & Taxes

Acting natural
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Jon Hamm-esque moose knuckle

My piercing blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Maru the cat
Vengaboys

X-Files, Daria, twin peaks, Seinfeld.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Most of my organs
The Internet
Seltzer
Wet and Dry humour
Tacos/Pizza
Alcohol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eating sushi off of Taylor Swift's body.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A little too drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an underwear model.

In high school I had to get a restraining order against the captain of the cheerleading team.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. If you are Ciara.

2. If you have a bottle of whiskey, champagne, gin or seltzer you want to share.

3. If you know the next number in this sequence:
1, 4, 9, 16, 25,....