NOT_a_rapist_
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My self-summary
I am sorry if my messages are full, it happens sometimes.

I am not from California.

I have 2 kittens named Ripley (black) and April (gray)

No Fedoras Please

Be the Scully to my Mulder

This account is monitored by my parents. Dont message me anything too crass or I will get sent back to Church Camp.
What I’m doing with my life
About to drive a motorcycle off a cliff ✌
I’m really good at
Sexting & Taxes

Acting natural
The first things people usually notice about me
My Jon Hamm-esque moose knuckle

My piercing blue eyes

My horrible sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Maru the cat
Vengaboys

X-Files, Daria, twin peaks, Seinfeld.
The six things I could never do without
Most of my organs
The Internet
Seltzer
Wet and Dry humour
Tacos/Pizza
Alcohol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Eating sushi off of Taylor Swift's body.
On a typical Friday night I am
A little too drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am an underwear model.

In high school I had to get a restraining order against the captain of the cheerleading team.
You should message me if
1. If you are Ciara.

2. If you have a bottle of whiskey, champagne, gin or seltzer you want to share.

3. If you know the next number in this sequence:
1, 4, 9, 16, 25,....
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