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NOT_a_rapist_

25 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am sorry if my messages are full, it happens sometimes.

I am not from California.

I have 2 kittens named Ripley (black) and April (gray)

No Fedoras Please

Be the Scully to my Mulder

This account is monitored by my parents. Dont message me anything too crass or I will get sent back to Church Camp.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
About to drive a motorcycle off a cliff ✌
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sexting & Taxes

Minding my own business

Acting natural
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Jon Hamm-esque moose knuckle

My piercing blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Maru the cat
Vengaboys

X-FILES, Daria, 30 Rock, twin peaks, game of thrones, arrested development, The IT crowd, Seinfeld.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Most of my organs
The Internet
Seltzer
Wet and Dry humour
Tacos/Pizza
Alcohol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eating sushi off of Taylor Swift's body.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A little too drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an underwear model.

In high school I had to get a restraining order against the captain of the cheerleading team.
You should message me if
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1. If you are Ciara.

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