I'm kinda normal most of the time. I enjoy hockey, beer, video games, art museums, books, movies. Things that spark thought and ideas and conversation. I'm a great cook to boot.

Self-destructing.

Building legend that falls somewhere between The Dude's and Beowulf's, as people will tell stories about me long after I'm gone.

I'm not really good at anything, but I'm like a B+ at almost everything. I'll give myself an A in sense of humor, though.

I look like one of the bad guys from Superman 2

Movies: Apocalypse Now!, Die Hard, Romero films even the non-Zombie ones. I own more Troma movies than any one person should. I have a film degree so I've probably seen more films than you.

Books: Currently reading through most of Chuckie P.'s works, and then probably Phil Dick's. God bless E-readers and the Internet.

Music: Poppin' tags. http://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes

Food: I enjoy all kinds of food. I'm a pretty fantastic cook. Like epic even. Iron Chef Yinzer right here.

I'm pretty sure I can do without. I've learned to live a life of compromised happiness.

Everything. I waste an obscene amount of time trying to decode my existence and the why of everything. I come to conclusions sometimes; sometimes I don't. I get tired and just want to drink and be a dumb animal to recover.

In trouble

I'm the goddamn Batman.

You ever dreamt of being the redditor's wife.

Or if you have no idea what that means.