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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:11am
6' 6" (1.98m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm kinda normal most of the time. I enjoy hockey, beer, video games, art museums, books, movies. Things that spark thought and ideas and conversation. I'm a great cook to boot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Building legend that falls somewhere between The Dude's and Beowulf's, as people will tell stories about me long after I'm gone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not really good at anything, but I'm like a B+ at almost everything. I'll give myself an A in sense of humor, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like one of the bad guys from Superman 2
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Apocalypse Now!, Die Hard, Romero films even the non-Zombie ones. I own more Troma movies than any one person should. I have a film degree so I've probably seen more films than you.

Books: Currently reading through most of Chuckie P.'s works, and then probably Phil Dick's. God bless E-readers and the Internet.

Music: Poppin' tags.

Food: I enjoy all kinds of food. I'm a pretty fantastic cook. Like epic even. Iron Chef Yinzer right here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty sure I can do without. I've learned to live a life of compromised happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I waste an obscene amount of time trying to decode my existence and the why of everything. I come to conclusions sometimes; sometimes I don't. I get tired and just want to drink and be a dumb animal to recover.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In trouble
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the goddamn Batman.
You should message me if
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You ever dreamt of being the redditor's wife.

Or if you have no idea what that means.