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NPHFTW

29 M Crescent, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm kinda normal most of the time. I enjoy hockey, beer, video games, art museums, books, movies. Things that spark thought and ideas and conversation. I'm a great cook to boot.
What I’m doing with my life
Self-destructing.

Building legend that falls somewhere between The Dude's and Beowulf's, as people will tell stories about me long after I'm gone.
I’m really good at
I'm not really good at anything, but I'm like a B+ at almost everything. I'll give myself an A in sense of humor, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like one of the bad guys from Superman 2
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Apocalypse Now!, Die Hard, Romero films even the non-Zombie ones. I own more Troma movies than any one person should. I have a film degree so I've probably seen more films than you.

Books: Currently reading through most of Chuckie P.'s works, and then probably Phil Dick's. God bless E-readers and the Internet.

Music: Poppin' tags. http://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes

Food: I enjoy all kinds of food. I'm a pretty fantastic cook. Like epic even. Iron Chef Yinzer right here.
The six things I could never do without
I'm pretty sure I can do without. I've learned to live a life of compromised happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I waste an obscene amount of time trying to decode my existence and the why of everything. I come to conclusions sometimes; sometimes I don't. I get tired and just want to drink and be a dumb animal to recover.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You ever dreamt of being the redditor's wife.

Or if you have no idea what that means.