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NPHFTW

29 M Crescent, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kinda normal most of the time. I enjoy hockey, beer, video games, art museums, books, movies. Things that spark thought and ideas and conversation. I'm a great cook to boot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Self-destructing.

Building legend that falls somewhere between The Dude's and Beowulf's, as people will tell stories about me long after I'm gone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not really good at anything, but I'm like a B+ at almost everything. I'll give myself an A in sense of humor, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like one of the bad guys from Superman 2
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Apocalypse Now!, Die Hard, Romero films even the non-Zombie ones. I own more Troma movies than any one person should. I have a film degree so I've probably seen more films than you.

Books: Currently reading through most of Chuckie P.'s works, and then probably Phil Dick's. God bless E-readers and the Internet.

Music: Poppin' tags. http://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes

Food: I enjoy all kinds of food. I'm a pretty fantastic cook. Like epic even. Iron Chef Yinzer right here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty sure I can do without. I've learned to live a life of compromised happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I waste an obscene amount of time trying to decode my existence and the why of everything. I come to conclusions sometimes; sometimes I don't. I get tired and just want to drink and be a dumb animal to recover.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In trouble
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the goddamn Batman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You ever dreamt of being the redditor's wife.

Or if you have no idea what that means.