Why yes, I am indeed the Nerd you are looking for.

I enjoy cooking, watching movies, going for walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks.

In all honestly I'm simply a Joker looking for a Harley... I promise to treat you better than Joker treated Harley Quinn so long as you promise not to run off with Poison Ivy.

I'm overly complicated, but once you take the time to know me, you'll realize I'm simple. I'm like a Rubik's Cube with pants, I have many sides, I get mixed up a lot, I am confusing, but once you find out my patters I'm extremely simple to figure out.

I enjoy playing video games, reading a good book, watching movies, listening to music, hanging out with friends,and plenty of other things. Among those many, many, other things, is Magic: the Gathering. I am an advent player of MtG and I go to a tournament roughly every Friday.

If there's anything else you want to know about me, feel free to ask.

Currently? I have no fucking clue... But Imma figure something out soon. Probably gonna go to college to become an engineer... This is a recent development, but like I said, I'm not sure yet... I just got outta high school. How it's looking currently I'm going to be a free lance computer repair tech. until I can get an actual job.

Actually, you know what, I am going to become a butler... or maybe a ninja. OH! NO! Imma become a ninja butler! If you're looking to hire a reasonably priced ninja butler feel free to contact me.

I don't even know anymore... I'm still trying to figure out who I am. Once I figure that out I'll be able to tell you.

I *guess* I'm decent at cooking? I like cooking, it's fun and almost therapeutic. I just haven't really had anyone to test my food to tell me if I'm any good at cooking or not.

I'm also adept at computer hardware repair work. It's the job I've had for 6 months and haven't been fired yet so I'd think that's a good sign.

It may be that I hold my tongue for no one, or maybe that I'm a bit over-zealous...

Maybe my eyes... I've been told I have really pretty eyes.

Or maybe the fact that I'm awesome. Though my being a huge geek tends to stand out from time to time.

Actually, you know what, you tell me what the first thing you notice about me is.

In no particular order:
Sweets
Friends
Sleep
Games
Laughing
Water (it's friggin delicious!)

At FNM (Friday Night Magic) getting my ass kicked most likely. I love going to a LGS on Fridays and just chillin with people, it's fun, I get some awesome trades, I learn what to and what not to do.

I have a not so secret infatuation for girls with red hair, girls with blue eyes (either Ice or Cobalt blue), and Asian girls.

I also love a girl that's not afraid to be a little weird, like wear cat ears just because it's Tuesday, or dyes her hair random colors, or sees me playing video games and tells me to move my ass because I'm doing it wrong and proceeded to stomp face.

You damn well feel like it.

You know what Odaxelagnia is.

You like anything that you've read above.