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NSA_fun-o-matic

42 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just looking for NSA fun. No commitments, baggage, or strings.... (unless we really click)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at the Indy Airport.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Read the screen name. If you don't know what NSA means, Google it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite tall. And hung.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee. Lots of it.

2. Food. Duh.

3. My cat. He's my kid, and he loves me unconditionally.

4. Running water. Necessary for coffee and showers

5. My phone. I'm on it now.

6. Sex. I've been cursed with the sex drive of a 16 year old. It's a cross I have to bear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How shitty the world is these days. What happened to the English language. I don't speak Ebonics, gangster, or thug. If you do, move on (unless you're just joking).

There's far too many bullshit lawsuits clogging up the justice system. What happened to spanking kids? Now it's abuse. I guess I was abused as a kid. Go figure.

I'm not politically correct. Get over it. If you are, my condolences.

I don't sugar coat things. I don't expect it in return. Tell things like you mean it.

Oh, and I've got a nine inch dick. Not bragging, just stating the truth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Read above. Unless I have an alternate engagement, I'm working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I masterbate in the shower so much, I get a hard-on when it rains....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–68
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Again, read the screen name. If you're game, let me know.

YOLO?

Wrong. You live everyday. You only die once.

YODO.

Fit women turn me on. Not saying you HAVE to be in shape, but if you are, bonus.

You know the difference between "your" and "you're"

If you don't list the Bible or Jesus in your needs list. If you do, we probably won't get along. I'm not religious. You're not going to convert me. Want proof? HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!!