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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–68
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
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6' 4" (1.94m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Space camp
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In process of editing my profile. Updates forthcoming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at the Indy Airport.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite tall. And hung.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee. Lots of it.

2. Food. Duh.

3. My cat. He's my kid, and he loves me unconditionally.

4. Running water. Necessary for coffee and showers

5. My phone. I'm on it now.

6. Sex. I've been cursed with the sex drive of a 16 year old. It's a cross I have to bear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How shitty the world is these days. What happened to the English language. I don't speak Ebonics, gangster, or thug. If you do, move on (unless you're just joking).

There's far too many bullshit lawsuits clogging up the justice system. What happened to spanking kids? Now it's abuse. I guess I was abused as a kid. Go figure.

I'm not politically correct. Get over it. If you are, my condolences.

I don't sugar coat things. I don't expect it in return. Tell things like you mean it.

Oh, and I've got a nine inch dick. Not bragging, just stating the truth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, because either I've worked all week, or because I'm going back to work at 0'dark thirty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I masterbate in the shower so much, I get a hard-on when it rains....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.

Wrong. You live everyday. You only die once.


Fit women turn me on. Not saying you HAVE to be in shape, but if you are, bonus.

You know the difference between "your" and "you're"

No confused "Poly" people. You're not poly amorous, you're odd. If you're not happy with one sex partner, move on. Have lots.

Keep Calm and Chive On.