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NYCYuppie

30 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Feb 9, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Ukrainian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello planet of fat chicks with saggy tits!

I am a certified geek, nerd and dork, gone on an online dating rampage.
What I’m doing with my life
Making people lose their shirts.
I’m really good at
Geeking out.
The first things people usually notice about me
They get overwhelmed with an urge to punch me in the face, followed by a fear as they notice my long hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It's a moving target. At the moment it's a site called OKCupid.com. Have you heard of it?
The six things I could never do without
Computer
Internet
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the shit hitting the fan looks like in slow motion?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting on a toilet and daydreaming of world dominance.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your tits defy gravity.