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35 The Colony, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Catalan (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh hey! Welcome to my profile. I guess I should start with I'm new to the area and don't know much about it. If anyone's willing to take on the mission of showing me around a bit, I'd be super grateful!

I am headstrong, sarcastic, witty, silly, patient, caring and super awesome. Do you want to know my bad qualities? Ask me.

Can I take things seriously? Sure I guess I can, but really, what for? Life is way too short to be serious all the time. I believe in standing up for yourself and your beliefs. I love having lively discussions. Creativity is the spark that drives me. I went to art school but never really followed up on it. I do, however, still love museums and exhibits. I'm also super into photography. Finding a random spot to take pictures could keep me entertained for hours. I can be brutally honest at times. I've also got a huge heart, and once you're in, there isn't a thing I wouldn't do for you.

20 random facts about me:

1. I love anything to do with Apple products.
2. Two words - Star Wars ( I promise I don't dress up)
3. I have 5 tattoos, and am currently in the process of drawing up my 6th. (full arm sleeve so its taking me forever to draw!)
4. I don't own cowboy boots.... I know, I'm in Texas now, I probably should.
5. I'm a big fan of doing silly things just to get reactions.
6. When I'm thinking really hard, my eyes dart side to side. (so I've been told, I don't notice it.)
7. I love using a shredder.
8. I play bass guitar.
9. My family means everything to me.
10. Even though I'm a native NYer, I've never been to the Statue of Liberty or inside the Empire State Building.
11. I will stop for stray animals.
12. When I people watch, I make up stories of who they are, what they're doing, etc.
13. Sometimes I share those stories.
14. I have to find a hockey team to play for here in Dallas.
15. I'm really scared to live this close to an In N Out Burger. I was much safer from the deliciousness in NY.
16. I've never fist pumped in a serious manner.
17. If something dorky/nerdy gets my attention and excites me, its called a nerdgasm. Get used to it...
18. I hate folding laundry so I hang everything.
19. When you type in ALL capital letters, I feel like you're yelling at me.. just saying.
20. I thought this list would be way more witty than it ended up.

I guess now I should I tell you all what I'm looking for......

Someone who is laid back and has a sense of humor? According to the profiles I've looked through, thats everyone on here. Seriously, one person needs to be super intense and dead serious at all times. Sarcasm is a plus, because you have to be able to verbally joust with me. If you can't take a joke, keep it moving cause you'll hate me in five minutes. I'm not going to lie and say looks don't matter, because, well, they do. Intelligence is also HUGE! You can be the hottest girl on this site, but if I feel like a pile of rocks have more intelligence, then I'm going to politely excuse myself from the conversation.

I have this thing with correct grammar. I love proper use of punctuation. Remember, a comma is the only difference between, "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!". I think you get it....

I have this thing for girls with ink. They make me smile. But don't worry, even if you don't have any ink, I'm quick to smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a fair amount. I run the Mac IT dept for a large corporation so it keeps me busy. I'm also playing hockey, bicycling, having fun, exploring, and generally having a good time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not answering this question.

See. Pretty good eh?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm normally told I look mean but it couldn't be further from the truth. I'm a pretty nice guy. At least most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Confessions of an Economic Hitman, A Secret History of the American Empire, The Shock Doctrine.....

Music: AntiFlag, Rise Against, Reel Big Fish, Dropkick Murphys, NoFX, Rancid...

Shows: Sons of Anarchy, It's Always Sunny, Modern Family, Orange is the New Black. I'm all about Netflix and Hulu. No cable for this guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can make do with bare essentials. Not that I'd want to...

1. Water
2. Food of some sort
3. Shelter
4. A genie to grant me 3 wishes
5. Someone to talk to. I don't want to end up painting a face on a ball...
6. Something interesting to do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My plans to take over the world. And how to survive the zombie apocalypse...

Because let's face it. If I did take over the world, I'd fuck something up and then the zombies would come.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out for a drink or two, or watching a movie, passing out on my couch with my dog. Sometimes I have a game too
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really freaked out by clowns. Like, scared of them. Ask me why.. It's quite the story...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're awesome....

Ok. Time to add some things here.

1. Please like dogs. I have one. She's not going anywhere and I probably like her more than I like you.

2. I don't do the endless email thing. Lets hang out and see if we connect. Worst case, we gain a friend, right?

3. I'm not looking to jump into a relationship after a couple of dates. Let things develop. Why rush shit? No. That doesn't mean I'm looking for a fwb. It means just what it says.

4. Don't call me a yankee if you don't want me to rip your Texan pride in to little pieces. =P

5. If you have an issue with me having a daughter, eat a dick. She's way more awesome than you'll ever be.