I've had some of the most ridiculous encounters and witnessed some crazy things over the years...
When I was a kid, a seagull swooped in to steal my brown bag lunch off of a picnic table, landed in the grass nearby, and ate my food while I watched in horror. There was even a can of soda in the bag. I mean, can they even open those??
When I was in college, I walked into a dorm bathroom to find lobsters in the sinks and urinals. Coincidentally, in the parking lot of the same building, I was stuck in a car with some friends for while several goats blocked the road. Obviously, we didn't see the goat crossing sign.
I've also been hit by a taxi in a crosswalk (I had the walk signal) on my way to happy hour. I really needed a drink after that.
You can't make this stuff up.