I am intelligent, unique, eccentric, and slightly insane.....
My Self-Summary
My profile pic sucks and doesnt really look enough like me...I need
a real camera.
Ive been rated in the top 1% of human intelligence, but with the
way I act, hardly anyone would guess. In fact, some have found out
and didnt believe it.
I use funny voices, fake rants, and silly faces, along with gore,
brutality and illogical stupidity in my humor.
What I’m doing with my life
I have skills in 3DS Max, Photoshop, basic robotics, complete
computer assembly, etc, and a unique skill of gaining virtually any
new skill, often at remarkable speeds.
I am using my skill in 3DS and photoshop to develop a game with a
freind (an MMOTS). I am using my writing skills to write a sci-fi
book (related to the game but not dependent on), and Im going
through school. That way, if my far-fetched pipe dreams fail, I
will still win out with at least a BS in engineering, leading to
decent wages. Someday Ill redesign some useless part of an oil
tanker and think Ive done some Great thing.
In the latest news, I have bought all the components to built a
CUDA parallel computational system (your average multi graphics
card computer, but used primarily for work and not play) on a low
budget. Still waiting on parts to arrive. (11/24)
I’m really good at
Planning How to improve upon modern methods of wartime
killing.
Ignoring bullshit that spills from an assholes mouth. Occasionally
I cant resist laughing at the asshole as he tries to intimidate me,
pissing him off even more...
Im really good at scaring people with my tragic inability to speak
fluently in real-time. And failing to convey strong and valid
points about something as a result.
Psychologically abusing stupid people.
Running into walls. (Not intentionally or drunk either)
Making fun of shit you thought was airtight or "logical" when I
take it apart.
Being 100% ILLOGICAL and downright loopy and idiotic just for the
fun of it, which also has a tendency to scare the
weak-minded.
Doing things for shock value or to intentionally cause confusion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not a girl. I am not black. I am not on Fire. I am not seven
and a half feet tall.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Enders Game, Arslan, Wizard
Movies: Fifth Element, Iron Man, I-Robot, GITS Soloid State
Society.
Music: Linkin Park, various electronic. Not much experience, open
to new things.
Food: Beef, pickles, and chicken
The six things I could never do without
Electricity, Water, Air, Sun, Carbon, and Food. Wait.... That wasnt
really the question was it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Alternate realities, machine design improvements, Girls, Giant war
machines, robots, science fiction concepts, my book and game
projects and computer hardware.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lost in my computer somewhere. Or writing, or swimming in the
pool... Or doing 100 situps at a time with 10 pounds strapped to my
wrists. Or sitting in a chair drooling blankly as some really cool
shit plays out entirely in my own mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I once raped a baby. My own baby. With an 800 year old Chinese
broadsword laced with magic of some kind.
You should message me if
you are ready to enter a wonderful world of psychologically angled
retribution against all that is just too mediocre for its own damn
good