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NZGT

20 / M / straight / Single

Palm Bay, Florida

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am intelligent, unique, eccentric, and slightly insane.....

My Self-Summary

My profile pic sucks and doesnt really look enough like me...I need a real camera.

Ive been rated in the top 1% of human intelligence, but with the way I act, hardly anyone would guess. In fact, some have found out and didnt believe it.

I use funny voices, fake rants, and silly faces, along with gore, brutality and illogical stupidity in my humor.

What I’m doing with my life

I have skills in 3DS Max, Photoshop, basic robotics, complete computer assembly, etc, and a unique skill of gaining virtually any new skill, often at remarkable speeds.

I am using my skill in 3DS and photoshop to develop a game with a freind (an MMOTS). I am using my writing skills to write a sci-fi book (related to the game but not dependent on), and Im going through school. That way, if my far-fetched pipe dreams fail, I will still win out with at least a BS in engineering, leading to decent wages. Someday Ill redesign some useless part of an oil tanker and think Ive done some Great thing.

In the latest news, I have bought all the components to built a CUDA parallel computational system (your average multi graphics card computer, but used primarily for work and not play) on a low budget. Still waiting on parts to arrive. (11/24)

I’m really good at

Planning How to improve upon modern methods of wartime killing.

Ignoring bullshit that spills from an assholes mouth. Occasionally I cant resist laughing at the asshole as he tries to intimidate me, pissing him off even more...

Im really good at scaring people with my tragic inability to speak fluently in real-time. And failing to convey strong and valid points about something as a result.

Psychologically abusing stupid people.

Running into walls. (Not intentionally or drunk either)

Making fun of shit you thought was airtight or "logical" when I take it apart.

Being 100% ILLOGICAL and downright loopy and idiotic just for the fun of it, which also has a tendency to scare the weak-minded.

Doing things for shock value or to intentionally cause confusion.

The first things people usually notice about me

I am not a girl. I am not black. I am not on Fire. I am not seven and a half feet tall.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Enders Game, Arslan, Wizard

Movies: Fifth Element, Iron Man, I-Robot, GITS Soloid State Society.

Music: Linkin Park, various electronic. Not much experience, open to new things.

Food: Beef, pickles, and chicken

The six things I could never do without

Electricity, Water, Air, Sun, Carbon, and Food. Wait.... That wasnt really the question was it?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Alternate realities, machine design improvements, Girls, Giant war machines, robots, science fiction concepts, my book and game projects and computer hardware.

On a typical Friday night I am

Lost in my computer somewhere. Or writing, or swimming in the pool... Or doing 100 situps at a time with 10 pounds strapped to my wrists. Or sitting in a chair drooling blankly as some really cool shit plays out entirely in my own mind.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I once raped a baby. My own baby. With an 800 year old Chinese broadsword laced with magic of some kind.

You should message me if

you are ready to enter a wonderful world of psychologically angled retribution against all that is just too mediocre for its own damn good