Just starting over and will fill this in when I have something extremely witty and laughable to say...Like, "Hi, I can make 30 min. brownies in 5 min." or perhaps, "93 percent of the population is stupid, the other 50 percent are just dumb". This of course will make SOMEONE laugh and maybe even spew milk or something out of their nose. Perhaps I will mention that I have 8 tattoos. I may tell someone about my adventures across the deserts of America and the Frozen wastes of Canada or how I was once an archaeologist in Israel. Knowing that I have been on 7 years of National Theater Tours will perhaps even grab your interest. I could say something cool like, "I play the guitar and piano in such a mediocre way that you may want to listen to something else" - that may cause a stir??? Instead of saying, "I love dogs and cats", I could say, "Being licked by a beast that loves me just because I might give them food is one of my favorite things". I may be able to tell you that I am quiet at times and like a good nap or that I have only one sister and she is one of my very best friends, I love her. But I don't really want to make a good impression right off, so forget that last one. I might say that I read, have written poetry, water color paint, play x-box with my nephews, hop, skip, jump. I have a great deal of talent in that I can run really really slow. I am an expert at eating pizza. I try, oh how I try, to stay organized, but there is always a little mess somewhere in my proximity (at the same time, I am not messy). I have things to organize, I have hopes to hope, I have problems to fix, I LOVE life. Oh and nope, I am not rich, by any means... well, that's not exactly true... I am rich with family, and love, and laugher and kindness and I have a bowl full of pennies. (SOMEONE make this guy shut up). I like to hike. I have never put a porcupine in my shorts - but am willing to learn. I would love to chat or talk to you, but in lieu of making a good impression lets just keep this on the DL and hope that I haven't done so, 'cause I would like to grow with someone. But I hope you laughed at this, at least once, and if you did, well mission accomplished.

I am an actor... and I am trying to find auditions!!! I have a degree in Archaeology/Religion. I graduated Summa Cum Laude from college - not that that helps finding acting jobs, but I thought maybe someone would think it might be cool.

Breathing air, sleeping, digesting food, blinking, hearing sounds. Singing, Jeopardy, Laughing. Writing. Jokes.

Either my blue eyes or my sweet muffin ass.. (ha)

Books: Robert Jordan, Christopher Moore, Shambhala, "The art of racing in the rain", Astronaut Autobiographies, "Memoirs of a Geisha",

Movies: The Color Purple, Kung Fu Hustle (Funniest movie of all time), Amelie, Audrey Hepburn (Anything), I can't even fill this out I watch movies ALL THE TIME... Love them - even the bad ones.

Shows: Dexter, Downton Abbey, (I don't watch much T.V.)

Music: Beethoven, Rachmaninov Piano Concerto No.3, Handel, Vaughn Williams - esp. Silent Noon, Rodrigo y Gabriella, Musicals, Ozzy, Mel Torme, Stacey Kent, Great Big Sea, Gyuto Monks, Harry Connick, Jr., Nickel Creek, Sean Paul, Marley, Silvertide, Shinedown, Beatles, Heavy Metal, Tony Bennet, Frank Sinatra, Anything Audrey Hepburn would listen to, I have a huge range of eclectic music tastes.

Food: Pistachio nuts, Crab Legs, Pizza, Carmel, Chocolate, Old Speckled Hen Beer, Indian Food, Sushi, Fondue

Pizza, My Sister, Bacon, Good Beer, Friends, Family.

How to save the world. Being at peace. How to spread positive happiness and energy into everyone's life. How to share love for all people that would benefit all people. How to teach love. How to care for the world. WE/me. I silently pray for world happiness and worry not so much about day to day things, but about freedom of expression in China (for example), and presently the plight of the North Korean people. I want to be better than what I am right now.

Up for anything.

Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. Look at how the guy treats his mother and what he says about women. How he acts with children he doesn't know. And, more important how does he treat you? When you're dating a man, you should always feel good. You should never feel less than. You should never doubt yourself. - Michelle Obama

If you are open minded and kind. If you like to laugh. If you can rebel sometimes. If you read. If you like good food, art, conversation.