I am a vaguely person-shaped meaty object. I like friends and laughing...and...no, wait - don't go! I secretly work for the CIA! I'm a long-stranded time traveler! I invented dice!
Seriously, though, in short: I like movey-pictures and thinky-thought stuff. I'm a Polish transplant. I'm pretty good at convincing people everything they believe is wrong (Try me!). Socrates is my hero.