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Nabokovite

26 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If only Don Draper were available to write my pitch for me...

I am a vaguely person-shaped meaty object. I like friends and laughing...and...no, wait - don't go! I secretly work for the CIA! I'm a long-stranded time traveler! I invented dice!

Seriously, though, in short: I like movey-pictures and thinky-thought stuff. I'm a Polish transplant. I'm pretty good at convincing people everything they believe is wrong (Try me!). Socrates is my hero.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards a PhD. In other words, I intend to go to school until the day I die in a tragic grading-related incident.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Raising my eyebrows. Math. Debate. Fencing (the kind with blades, not with fences). Tennis (table and otherwise). Games that pit one person against another, mano a mano. Writing. Videogames. Making curry. Playing exactly three pieces on the piano.

I'm really bad at: Snapping my fingers, small talk, directions, eating only half, first dates, fixing broken things, fashion, netflix-related self-control, ferrero rocher-related self-control, sensible sleep scheduling, social tact, dancing - I should stop this list, shouldn't I?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I say "plausible" way too much. That I pace a lot. My hands. My beautiful, beautiful hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Calvin and Hobbes, Nabokov, Borges, Kafka. Also, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations, Catch-22, A Clockwork Orange, The Little Prince, Alice in Wonderland

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, In the Mood for Love, Let the Right One In, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Annie Hall, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, City Lights, Miyazaki films, Taxi Driver, Kurosawa films, 8 1/2, Casablanca, the Coen Brothers

Music: Hipster stuff, electronica, classical, prog rock, etc.

TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Community, Louie

Food: Indian, Thai, Korean, Polish, Ethiopian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That match cut from the bone to the spacecraft in 2001: A Space Odyssey, the goodbye rehearsal scene from In the Mood for Love, every line of Lolita, and sriracha sauce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Morality, rationality, why I am a bad person for not being vegetarian or giving most of my income to charity, good locations to fire a portal gun
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating Korean Barbeque with friends, then watching a movie and passing out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cry during movies.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone to watch awesome movies with, you want to teach me how to dance, you'd like to trade thoughts and arguments about ethics or anything else. You can sit through a movie that's in black and white or has subtitles.

If you've got some movie/book/music to recommend