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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:09pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Other and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am your average Portlander. Portlandroid. Whichever. Don't smoke, don't drink, what do you do (with apologies to Mr. Ant)? Actually, I do drink. I don't smoke. If you want to go out and get a drink, I am your man. One of your men, anyway.

My partner is on here, too - she's pdxcutiepi. We're in a committed, open relationship. You should probably be cool with that if we're going to have sparks fly, but we can also just hang out. (Recent edit: she's off the site on a little break. Stay tuned - she may return.)
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to do good, as much as possible. Or at least trying not to do ill. I'm getting myself from average to good health - cleaning up and taking better care. I like to exercise, I find. I'm reading, making music, and enjoying the company of others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I kinda hate this question. I'm ok and identifying things I need to get better at, but . . .well, you're sharp - you know what I was going to write.

I like word games. I can do crossword puzzles fairly quickly. I generate a lot of words on this website (amongst others). I'm good at sarcasm, but I'm trying to get out of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People notice that I look like Ewan McGregor, unless they don't think I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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American Lit, especially Southern Gothic (Faulkner, O'Connor, McCarthy - I guess).

Film Noir and the weirdest, funniest thing you've ever seen.

R&B and anything new to me.

Healthy, but chocolate too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Fortunately I'm in a relationship with someone who provides me with an abundance of all six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, and my place in it.

How different things are from when I knew what was going on.

Whether things will get better first, or worse.

What's going to be the most fun to do next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Update: If I am not out of town, I am fairly likely to be performing live music in a weedly-wee rock band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't feel I eat enough candy.
You should message me if
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No particular reason. You should message me if you read this, basically. Or how about this - you should message me if you enjoyed any of the ridiculous volume of writing in this profile and my journals.

Edit: Journals are no longer accessible, which is a damn shame.