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26 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Yesterday – 4:19am
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Very often
- Leo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently)
Also, the shirtless pictures... I'm sorry. I am not a guy that takes selfies shirtless and posts them but sometimes I do take my shirt off when I think it will be funny or make a funny picture. And I will never apologize for my sense of humor. I mean if you can't laugh at the absurdly dumb things in life whats the point.
Sci-fi books are my shit. Stranger in a strange land, Starship Troopers, Friday, The day after tomorrow by Robert Heinlien, ender's game by Orson Scott Card, Among the Thugs by Bill Buford, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody by Robert Brockway, CASH by Johnny Cash, World War Z and How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by Max Brooks, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams, and I'm currently reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick
The Warriors, Body of Lies, Stranger Than Fiction, Dinner for Schmucks, Road House, All the Terminator movies (yes all of them), The Life Aquatic, Rumble in the Bronx, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Bunraku, Dredd, The Raid, Point Break, Beetlejuice, Rollerball, Spies Like Us, Starship Troopers, Idle Hands,Crank and Crank 2, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Day of The Dead, PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WITH ZOMBIES AND BLOOOOOOOOODDD, Batman, Point Break(yes its on here twice), The Big Lebowski, Kevin Smith Movies, Surf Ninjas, The Old Disney cartoon Robinhood and Jungle book, Die Hard 1&3, Original Star Wars, all Indiana Jones, and Marvel Movies.
LAW & ORDER SVU is my main addiction in life. So much so that my best friend and I formed a law and order themed punk band called Law & Disorder. http://rathammer.bandcamp.com/track/svu-ft-law-and-disorder
3rd Rock From The Sun, All Cracked.com videos, The Kids in the Hall, Venture Brothers, Firefly, the State, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Party Down, Game of Thrones, The League, Workaholics, Warehouse 13, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men, Arrested Development, any stand up, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Bravest Warriors, Metal Hurlant Chronicles, X-Files, Life after People, documentaries about nature and prehistory, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Squidbillies and one of the greatest shows there ever is or ever will be... Rick and Morty.
The Spits, The adicts, Crass, La Roux, Belle and Sebastian, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Max Pain & The Groovies, Lazy, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Beastie Boys, Danger MOUSE, MF Doom, Dan Sartain, Scott Biram, Wanda Jackson, Roger Miller, The Saints, CockSparrer, The Damned, David Bowie, Tchaikovsky, The Buzzcocks, Jack White, The Reatards, New York Dolls, The Soviettes, The Clash, Bikini Kill, Fidlar, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Anything Kathleen Hanna Touches, Mos Def, X(australia), The Black Lips, Johnny Cash, 999, The Misfits, The Protomen, Bob Log III, Cake, 1950's Surf Music, Garage and psych rock, and pretty much any basement punk show.
I also love the song Escape (Pina Coloda Song) by Rupert Holmes.
Meat, Pizza, Sandwiches, Shellfish, Vegetables, Sushi, tacos, pretty much anything except fancy cheese.
also art projects.
I accidentally lost my virginity to the Mortal Kombat theme song.
I'm going to be very blunt here. Women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful, having said that... curves. Holy hell if I don't love a woman with curves. If someone has ever told you your legs or arms are too thick, that person is stupid and I will fight them.
Strong independent women are a huge bonus. And I know I'm pretty much waving off 60% of the female populous but I hate cats, don't message me if you have a cat. I'm allergic and when your in the bathroom I fuck with it... a lot.
Also edm or any associated techno nonsense music. No. Just no man. I really can't stress how poor music taste is an extreme turn off.
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