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25 M Chicago, IL

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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Very often
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey I'm Nick. I have been living in chicago for about 3 years now and I fucking love this city. I am tall, funny, and I have a celebrity doppelganger that is a Pro Wrestler. I like Comics, Sci-fi, beer, whiskey, movies, actual punk music (not that pop punk bullshit) and skateboarding.

Also, the shirtless pictures... I'm sorry. I am not a guy that takes selfies shirtless and posts them but sometimes I do take my shirt off when I think it will be funny or make a funny picture. And I will never apologize for my sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
I do design and production for an independent comic book company during the day and work weekends at a bar. More importantly I am trying to surround myself with good people that are just as weird as i am.
I’m really good at
I'm an idea man. I have tons of ideas all the time, most of them are stupid but some of them are great. Also i'm strong, quick witted, and really really good at obscure movie references.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and I laugh like a dumbass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-fi books are my shit. Stranger in a strange land, Starship Troopers, Friday, The day after tomorrow by Robert Heinlien, ender's game by Orson Scott Card, Among the Thugs by Bill Buford, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody by Robert Brockway, CASH by Johnny Cash, World War Z and How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by Max Brooks, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams, and I'm currently reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick

The Warriors, Body of Lies, Stranger Than Fiction, Dinner for Schmucks, Road House,The Life Aquatic, Rumble in the Bronx, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Bunraku, Dredd, The Raid, Point Break, Beetlejuice, Rollerball, Spies Like Us, Crank and Crank 2, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Day of The Dead, PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WITH ZOMBIES AND BLOOOOOOOOODDD, Batman, The Big Lebowski, Most Will Ferrel Movies, Kevin Smith Movies, Surf Ninjas, The Old Disney cartoon Robinhood and Jungle book, Die Hard 1&3, Original Star Wars, all Indiana Jones, and Marvel Movies.

LAW & ORDER SVU is my main addiction in life. So much so that my best friend and I formed a law and order themed punk band called Law & Disorder.

3rd Rock From The Sun, The Kids in the Hall, Venture Brothers, Firefly, the State, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Party Down, Game of Thrones, The League, Workaholics, Warehouse 13, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men, Arrested Development, any stand up, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Bravest Warriors, Metal Hurlant Chronicles, X-Files, Life after People, documentaries about nature and prehistory, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Squidbillies and one of the greatest shows there ever is or ever will be... Rick and Morty.

The Spits, The adicts, Crass, La Roux, Belle and Sebastian, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Beastie Boys, Danger MOUSE, MF Doom, Dan Sartain, Scott Biram, Wanda Jackson, Roger Miller, The Saints, CockSparrer, The Damned, David Bowie, Tchaikovsky, The Buzzcocks, Jack White, The Reatards, New York Dolls, The Soviettes, The Clash, Bikini Kill, Anything Kathleen Hanna Touches, Mos Def, X(australia), The Black Lips, Johnny Cash, 999, The Misfits, The Protomen, Bob Log III, Cake, 1950's Surf Music, Garage and psych rock, and pretty much any basement punk show.

Meat, Pizza, Sandwiches, Shellfish, Vegetables, Sushi, tacos, pretty much anything except fancy cheese.
The six things I could never do without
1. showers
2. Sketchbook
3. booooooooze
4. Movies/TV
5. Pizzzzzzzzzza
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The coming Zombie Apocalypse and how to survive.

also art projects.
On a typical Friday night I am
This used to say things like "partying and slamdancing" now it says work. I work security at a bar in wicker park friday and saturday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly love pokemon still and for a not-so-brief amount of time attempted to teach myself parkour. It was embarrassing and ridiculous. Just like me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You would like to watch hilarious movies while drinking gin and tonics atop of a mountain and if you are above 5'5"