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Naccardi

26 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey I'm Nick. I have been living in chicago for about 3 years now and I fucking love this city. I am tall, funny, and I have a celebrity doppelganger that is a Pro Wrestler. I like Comics, Sci-fi, beer, whiskey, movies, actual punk music (not that pop punk bullshit) and skateboarding.

Also, the shirtless pictures... I'm sorry. I am not a guy that takes selfies shirtless and posts them but sometimes I do take my shirt off when I think it will be funny or make a funny picture. And I will never apologize for my sense of humor.

Also I recently suffered a Scaphoid Fracture in my wrist from skateboarding. So I'm still able to do everything i was before except anything with my left hand.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do design and production for an independent comic book company during the day and work weekends at a bar. More importantly I am trying to surround myself with good people that are just as weird as I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, being stronger than I look, quick witted, and really really good at obscure movie references.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and I laugh like a dumbass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Sci-fi books are my shit. Stranger in a strange land, Starship Troopers, Friday, The day after tomorrow by Robert Heinlien, ender's game by Orson Scott Card, Among the Thugs by Bill Buford, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody by Robert Brockway, CASH by Johnny Cash, World War Z and How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by Max Brooks, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams, and I'm currently reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick

Movies:
The Warriors, Body of Lies, Stranger Than Fiction, Dinner for Schmucks, Road House, All the Terminator movies (yes all of them), The Life Aquatic, Rumble in the Bronx, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Bunraku, Dredd, The Raid, Point Break, Beetlejuice, Rollerball, Spies Like Us, Starship Troopers, Idle Hands,Crank and Crank 2, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Day of The Dead, PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WITH ZOMBIES AND BLOOOOOOOOODDD, Batman, Point Break(yes its on here twice), The Big Lebowski, Kevin Smith Movies, Surf Ninjas, The Old Disney cartoon Robinhood and Jungle book, Die Hard 1&3, Original Star Wars, all Indiana Jones, and Marvel Movies.

Shows:
LAW & ORDER SVU is my main addiction in life. So much so that my best friend and I formed a law and order themed punk band called Law & Disorder.

3rd Rock From The Sun, The Kids in the Hall, Venture Brothers, Firefly, the State, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Party Down, Game of Thrones, The League, Workaholics, Warehouse 13, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men, Arrested Development, any stand up, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Bravest Warriors, Metal Hurlant Chronicles, X-Files, Life after People, documentaries about nature and prehistory, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Squidbillies and one of the greatest shows there ever is or ever will be... Rick and Morty.

Music:
The Spits, The adicts, Crass, La Roux, Belle and Sebastian, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Max Pain & The Groovies, Lazy, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Beastie Boys, Danger MOUSE, MF Doom, Dan Sartain, Scott Biram, Wanda Jackson, Roger Miller, The Saints, CockSparrer, The Damned, David Bowie, Tchaikovsky, The Buzzcocks, Jack White, The Reatards, New York Dolls, The Soviettes, The Clash, Bikini Kill, Anything Kathleen Hanna Touches, Mos Def, X(australia), The Black Lips, Johnny Cash, 999, The Misfits, The Protomen, Bob Log III, Cake, 1950's Surf Music, Garage and psych rock, and pretty much any basement punk show.

Food:
Meat, Pizza, Sandwiches, Shellfish, Vegetables, Sushi, tacos, pretty much anything except fancy cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. showers
2. Sketchbook
3. booooooooze
4. Movies/TV
5. Pizzzzzzzzzza
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The coming Zombie Apocalypse and how to survive.

also art projects.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This used to say things like "partying and slamdancing" now it says work. I work security at a bar in wicker park friday and saturday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a very open person.
I accidentally lost my virginity to the Mortal Kombat theme song.
You should message me if
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I'm just Kyle Reese looking for my Sarah Connor.

You are into the DIY punk scene or would like to be, at least 5'4", creative and you love sci-fi & cartoons. Strong independent women are a huge bonus. And I know I'm pretty much waving off 60% of the female populous but I hate cats, don't message me if you have a cat. I'm allergic and when your in the bathroom I fuck with it... a lot.