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NachoBoss

24 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was a Child I got lost in the woods and was adopted into a family of pugs. They taught me the ways of their people, and sent me out on a mission to bring back hardcore 80's thrash metal.

You know, standard shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Showing this burrito who is boss.

Building a lighting setup for my burning man camp.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bare knuckle toddler boxing. I mean probably, I'm just guessing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm in the bounce castle even though it says for ages 8-16. I won't let facist signage tell me what to do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's be real, If I put a big ass wall of text here you wouldn't even read it, besides everyone puts the same Wes Anderson, Quentin Tarantino shit on here anyway.

Just know that if you don't like movies, or music at all you can stop right here, cause that shit is my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Beer
2. Earl Grey Tea
3. Google maps
4. Mexican food
5. Jurassic park 1-3
6. GORP
7. Pure fucking Anarchy.

I know that's seven, but who could leave out GORP!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All kinds of deep ass shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully at a sketchyyyy ass concert or show or rave or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the land before time when Littlefoot's mom dies, it makes me cry every time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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