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25 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:51am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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When I was a Child I got lost in the woods and was adopted into a family of pugs. They taught me the ways of their people, and sent me out on a mission to bring back hardcore 80's thrash metal.

There is no greater joy in life than watching a good movie, except for making hilarious commentaries over a really bad movie.

I find obscure and bizarre subcultures super fascinating, I never say no to a good excuse for a road-trip, and I'm in an never-ending search for my a good creative outlet for myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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Homebrewing hard cider because the store bought stuff just doesn't hit the spot, working on my photography, trying my hand at wood-working, organizing my comic books, trying to set up the turntable I salvaged from my dad's trash.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recommending great movies, growing beards, nailing trivia questions, making fun of your favorite sports team, making kick ass homemade tonic water.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: my favorite book is 'Do Android Dream of Electric Sheep?', I'd list more, but I hardly every read books because I'm a degenerate.

Comics: Saga, Fables, and Planetary.

Movies: Some favorites include The Thing, The Usual Suspects, A Clockwork Orange.

TV: Right now I'm really into Broad City, Archer, Rick and Morty, and The Mighty Boosh.

Music: My taste in music is all over the place, but I can't get enough of Kylesa, Empire of the Sun, Kendrick Lamar, and The Dead Kennedys.

Food: My favorite food is usually whatever I'm in the mood for, but my go to is always a sloppy chile verde super burrito, extra sour cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Writing Irrelevant lists, fuk yeh.
2. Doc Martens
3. cracking wise
4. Yelp
5. Starting off my morning with a nice shower
6. Taco Tuesdays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would Werner Herzog say in this situation, what beer would pair best with these 8 Jack in the box tacos, and a lot of other totally profound shit because I'm totally deep as hell.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whenever I can manage it at a bar or concert or sketchy warehouse show, that or getting drunk and playing a way to aggressive round of board games.

I'd say Cal Academy of Sciences Nightlife, but that's on Thursday so I guess that doesn't count.
You should message me if
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You think you'd make a pretty kickass roadtrip buddy.

You've appreciate the subtle acting genius of Nicholas Cage.