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NachoBoss

25 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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When I was a Child I got lost in the woods and was adopted into a family of pugs. They taught me the ways of their people, and sent me out on a mission to bring back hardcore 80's thrash metal.

You know, standard shit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Decompressing, reading comics , getting into feminist literature, upgrading my PC, reading fashion blogs, watching everything on amazon instant video.
I’m really good at
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Bare knuckle toddler boxing. I mean probably, I'm just guessing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Previously, The beard; Currently, the lack thereof (or maybe the mohawk(wait mohawk is gone now too :P)).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's be real, If I put a big ass wall of text here you wouldn't even read it, besides everyone puts the same Wes Anderson, Quentin Tarantino shit on here anyway (I mean, yeah it's great, but come on).

But yeah I seriously love movies, and I listen to buttloads of Metal, punk, funk, electronica, prog-rock, and all that indie electro-pop-folk-jazz shit, so take that as you will.

Also my favorite book is 'Do Android Dream of Electric Sheep?'
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Spotify
2. Earl Grey Tea
3. Burning Man
4. Mexican food
5. Jurassic park
6. Dope ass sweaters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not a taco is technically a sandwich or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully at a sketchyyyy ass concert or show or something else that is cool, or weird, or interesting, or weird.

More realistically though going to the gym, enjoying a good drink and chilling out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In the land before time when Littlefoot's mom dies, it makes me cry every time.

I'm like watching football, it's my guilty pleasure.
You should message me if
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You think you'd make a pretty kickass roadtrip buddy.

You've appreciate the campy genius of Nicholas Cage.

You're never one to turn down an invitation to do something cool.

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