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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 17
Other, —
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here is my attempt to write a sentence that meets the minimum requirement of one hundred characters.

Alert! Alert! I've been informed by okcupid's automated system that completing my profile is crucial! I have no idea why; it didn't say, but I'm guessing it has something to do with global warming and the economy...

So, here I am bringing the amount of characters used in this summary up to a minimum of five hundred. Earth should be heading toward a glorious future just about... now. Or now.

I am now breaking the five hundred character barrier to state that I now live in Albany, Oregon and would like to make some new friends from the surrounding areas so we can regularly ignore each other.

Oops... Nevermind. I'm back in The Dalles... for now. Hopefully I'll be in Hood River soon.

Whew, finally in Hood River.

Holy crap, I should really update this... Maybe later.

I am flow, ice, and middle
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a 3/7-life crisis, I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blinking. I can do it without even looking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My convenient bad looks, my antagonistic smile, and my 'I'm ignoring you' stare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: Where's Waldo. I've actually never read it, but it looks awesome.

Favorite movie: That one with the kickass explosion.

Favorite music: I can't remember the band's name, but they had a drummer, two guitarists, and a lead singer that always seemed to get all of the attention.

Favorite food: There's this one meal I really like that's got all kinds of weird stuff in it, like ground up seeds, mashed red fruits, curdled bovine milk, and chopped up bits of muscle tissue. It sounds gross, but I love it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sight, hearing, touch, smell, taste, and... Jeez, this is tough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Excited because there's no school the next day. Why should it get old?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have this weird fetish where I get turned on by beautiful naked women who are trying to have sex with me. I know, it's bizarre, but it feels good to finally just get it out in the open.
You should message me if
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My previous answers told you more about me than the sum of my words.