Alert! Alert! I've been informed by okcupid's automated system that completing my profile is crucial! I have no idea why; it didn't say, but I'm guessing it has something to do with global warming and the economy...
So, here I am bringing the amount of characters used in this summary up to a minimum of five hundred. Earth should be heading toward a glorious future just about... now. Or now.
I am now breaking the five hundred character barrier to state that I now live in Albany, Oregon and would like to make some new friends from the surrounding areas so we can regularly ignore each other.
Oops... Nevermind. I'm back in The Dalles... for now. Hopefully I'll be in Hood River soon.
Whew, finally in Hood River.
I am flow, ice, and middle