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NakedGerman

32 Chattanooga, TN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have had the same self-summary for almost a decade. Things you did your freshman year of college don't really hold up after you turn 30.
I am myself; I have put up with my antics and lunacy for so long I am not sure which flaws are most important to point out, or which traits I should brag about.
I am a total peter pan syndrome.
I am almost certainly addicted to video games, and information (my bouts of insomnia might be caused by visiting wikipedia).
I prefer to leave people amused and smiling, even if it requires a lie or 3.
Hashing (Hash House Harriers) fills the time I gained from quitting the bar scene, and I really enjoy it.
I will go to great personal lengths to not betray a friend.
I love to give back rubs and head scritchies.

I am random, distant, and errant
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm spending the summer in the Noog trying to help get a tech startup off the ground! It's long hours during the day/night, followed by playing just as hard as we work. When we're not sleeping, anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Don't laugh--Counterstrike/fps variants. Being random and lucking out. Entertaining people. Dodging and evading questions is another fine ability of mine. Being nonjudgmental (at least, externally so.)
I have this incredible ability to say the exact wrong thing at the exact right time. While it usually leads to hilarity, it also bites me in the ass. I am very good at snatching defeat from victory.
I have a great lack of fashion sense. One could, in fact, say I am really good at lacking it.
Setting off other people's Gaydar. I guess guys aren't supposed to look as awesome in a dress as I do.
I recently picked up playing pinball, and I seem to have a knack for it (sometimes).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice--I'm pretty loud.
Stick around for more than an hour or two and you'll see that I don't view the world through the same lens most people do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"We" by Yevgeny Zamyatin. "Der Vorleser" by Bernhard Schlink, even if it is soft-core porn (UPDATE: That's The Reader for you kids who prefer your books in movie format.) "Links" by Nuruddin Farah. I recently started reading print books again, but haven't really come across anything worthwhile. Yet.
The Human Stain The Maltese Falcon Rango (way better than it should have been) The Losers Fritz Lang's Metropolis Hud Zombieland The Princess Bride Tron (sequel was okay if you only paid attention to the music) Full Metal Jacket I am David Serenity Before Sunrise Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Hudson Hawk Clue Grandma's Boy Logan's Run Anything by Mel Brooks. Black Dynamite What can I say? Cheesy movies make me smile.
As for music I'm a huge fan of Paul van Dyk, ATB, Milk, Inc. Paul Oakenfold Pendulum and others. As for non-techno There's always There Might be Giants, Cowboy Mouth, Fury in the Slaughterhouse, the Offspring, Cake, Mastadon, Dynamite Hack, The Hush Sound, The Like. To name some more we also have Muse, Placebo, A Tribe Called Quest, OK Go, Kendrick Lamar, Coldplay, The XX, and Die Aerzte.
My favorite foods, now in convenient list format. Gyros, Strawberry Orange Banana juice, cheap Chinese take-out, Subway, ramen, orange juice, Cinnamon Life cereal, carrots, hole-in-the-wall restaurant BBQ. I like lots of things, those are my favorites. I've also been lactose intolerant since 2006.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the Internet, gaming, freedom, fresh air, sleep (I don't know why I need this, considering how little of it I get), and music (especially BBC1's Essential Mix. Or just BBC1 full stop). I think in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the hell everyone is jumping on the gluten-free diets. Did everyone suddenly go allergic while I wasn't looking?
How cool hashing is. How did I not know about a group of people that combine running and drinking?
I find it upsetting that so many people seem unhappy with either their direction or lack of direction in their life. If you don't like it, try to fix it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When you're in a tech startup, a typical Friday involves trying to finish everything so you can go home before 6, followed by partying as hard as you worked that week. I'm trying to make it to as many CFC games as I can while I'm in town. Soccer in the USA!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really hate people. I just tend to distrust them.
I'm terrified of dying alone.
One of my exes described me as follows, "complex, distant, and oftentimes unbalanced." I find that to be pretty accurate. Well, maybe not complex, more like obfuscated. She also called me a "semi-feral cat."
I am VERY easily distracted as of late.
My normal home is with my parents. Free rent makes me a happy camper, but a sad panda. Living in the dorms this summer has made me miss having windows that don't leak during storms.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have BBQ suggestions for the Chattanooga area
You don't mind stream of consciousness discussions. I'm serious, I don't follow too logical a pattern.
You don't mind hearing from me sporadically.
You don't mind hanging out with someone who is very poor. Disadvantage to the start-up life is that going dutch is the only way to afford going out.
You aren't looking for something permanent (location-wise, not relationship-wise). I plan on being very fluid about where I am and what I'm doing for the next 5 to 20 years, excepting for unforeseen events.
You think I should have messaged you. Seriously, i've read enough on reddit and gawkr and the like to really turn me off on spamming you kids more than you already are. Ask me about hashing in your local area, I'll hook you up!