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NakedGerman

31 M Huntsville, AL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Fluently), Esperanto

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My self-summary
I have had the same self-summary for almost a decade. Things you did your freshman year of college don't really hold up after you turn 30.
I am myself; I have put up with my antics and lunacy for so long I am not sure which flaws are most important to point out, or which traits I should brag about.
I am a total peter pan syndrome.
I am almost certainly addicted to video games, and information (my bouts of insomnia might be caused by visiting wikipedia).
I prefer to leave people amused and smiling, even if it requires a lie or 3.
Hashing (Hash House Harriers) fills the time I gained from quitting the bar scene, and I really enjoy it.
I will go to great personal lengths to not betray a friend.
I love to give back rubs and head scritchies.
Professionally I had intended to finish my college degree and then enlist in the military. When my degree took longer than anticipated, I enlisted anyway, but that plan got shattered when my leg did. Now that I'm mostly recovered I've given myself until the end of 2014 to finish with college or quit it for good. Which is also when my money from the settlement for my leg runs out. In theory.

I am random, distant, and errant
What I’m doing with my life
I continue to be "in my final year of college" (undergrad.. Van Wilder plan just isn't as glamorous as I remember it being).
Outside of that I am floating on, being as funny and enjoyable as a slacker bum with few cares and depleting resources can be.
I’m really good at
Don't laugh--Counterstrike/fps variants. Being random and lucking out. Entertaining people. Dodging and evading questions is another fine ability of mine. Being nonjudgmental (at least, externally so.)
I have this incredible ability to say the exact wrong thing at the exact right time. While it usually leads to hilarity, it also bites me in the ass. I am very good at snatching defeat from victory.
I have a great lack of fashion sense. One could, in fact, say I am really good at lacking it.
Setting off other people's Gaydar. I guess guys aren't supposed to look as awesome in a dress as I do.
I recently picked up playing pinball, and I seem to have a knack for it (sometimes).
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice--I'm pretty loud.
Stick around for more than an hour or two and you'll definitely see that I don't view the world with the same eyes most people do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"We" by Yevgeny Zamyatin. "Der Vorleser" by Bernhard Schlink, even if it is soft-core porn (UPDATE: That's The Reader for you kids who prefer your books in movie format.) "Links" by Nuruddin Farah. I recently started reading print books again, but haven't really come across anything worthwhile. Yet.
The Human Stain The Maltese Falcon Rango (way better than it should have been) The Losers Fritz Lang's Metropolis Hud Zombieland The Princess Bride Tron (sequel was okay if you only paid attention to the music) Full Metal Jacket I am David Serenity Before Sunrise Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Hudson Hawk Clue Grandma's Boy Logan's Run Anything by Mel Brooks. Black Dynamite What can I say? Cheesy movies make me smile.
As for music I'm a huge fan of Paul van Dyk, ATB, Milk, Inc. Paul Oakenfold Pendulum and others. As for non-techno There's always There Might be Giants, Cowboy Mouth, Fury in the Slaughterhouse, the Offspring, Cake, Mastadon, Dynamite Hack, The Hush Sound, The Like. To name some more we also have Muse, Placebo, A Tribe Called Quest, OK Go, Kendrick Lamar, Coldplay, The XX, and Die Aerzte.
My favorite foods, now in convenient list format. Gyros, Strawberry Orange Banana juice, cheap Chinese take-out, Subway, ramen, orange juice, Cinnamon Life cereal, carrots, hole-in-the-wall restaurant BBQ. I like lots of things, those are my favorites. I've also been lactose intolerant since 2006.
The six things I could never do without
the Internet, gaming, freedom, fresh air, sleep (I don't know why I need this, considering how little of it I get), and music (especially BBC1's Essential Mix. Or just BBC1 full stop). I think in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the hell everyone is jumping on the gluten-free diets. Did everyone suddenly go allergic while I wasn't looking?
How cool hashing is. How did I not know about a group of people that combine running and drinking?
I find it upsetting that so many people seem unhappy with either their direction or lack of direction in their life. If you don't like it, try to fix it!
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm going to hijack this like everyone else.
Tuesdays (and pretty much any day that ends in y) you can find me at a local chili joint, pigging out on their daily specials.
On a typical Thursday night I'm at a local dollar (fifty :( ) movie theater with friends ruining the experience for everyone that isn't with our group.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really hate people. I just tend to distrust them.
I'm terrified of dying alone.
One of my exes described me as follows, "complex, distant, and oftentimes unbalanced." I find that to be pretty accurate. Well, maybe not complex, more like obfuscated. She also called me a "semi-feral cat."
I am VERY easily distracted as of late.
I'm living with my parents. Free rent makes me a happy camper, but a sad panda.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are curious about hashing. It's my current addiction. If you like beer and hijinks, you really can't go wrong with them.
You don't mind stream of consciousness discussions. I'm serious, I don't follow too logical a pattern.
You don't mind hearing from me sporadically.
You aren't looking for something permanent (location-wise, not relationship-wise). I plan on being very fluid about where I am and what I'm doing for the next 5 to 20 years, excepting for unforeseen events.
You think I should have messaged you. Seriously, i've read enough on reddit and gawkr and the like to really turn me off on spamming you kids more than you already are. Ask me about hashing in your local area, I'll hook you up!