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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:06am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have had the same self-summary for almost a decade. Things you did your freshman year of college don't really hold up after you turn 30.
I am myself; I have put up with my antics and lunacy for so long I am not sure which flaws are most important to point out, or which traits I should brag about.
I am a total peter pan syndrome.
I am almost certainly addicted to video games, and information (my bouts of insomnia might be caused by visiting wikipedia).
I prefer to leave people amused and smiling, even if it requires a lie or 3.
Hashing (Hash House Harriers) fills the time I gained from quitting the bar scene, and I really enjoy it.
I will go to great personal lengths to not betray a friend.
I love to give back rubs and head scritchies.

I am random, distant, and errant
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a work in progress. Just returned from a summer internship in Chattanooga, and am taking a full course load at UAH to finish my undergrad. D is for Diploma.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being random and lucking out. Entertaining people. Dodging and evading questions. Being nonjudgmental (at least, externally so.)
I have this incredible ability to say the exact wrong thing at the exact right time. While it usually leads to hilarity, it also bites me in the ass. I am very good at snatching defeat from victory.
I have a great lack of fashion sense. One could, in fact, say I am really good at lacking it.
Setting off other people's Gaydar. I guess guys aren't supposed to look as awesome in a dress as I do.
I recently picked up playing pinball, and I seem to have a knack for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice--I'm pretty loud.
Stick around for more than an hour or two and you'll see that I don't view the world through the same lens most people do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really enjoy the Berserker series, which was mostly written by Saberhagen. "Der Vorleser" by Bernhard Schlink, even if it is soft-core porn (UPDATE: That's The Reader for you kids who prefer your books in movie format.) Lately I've been reading, or trying to read, books that i was supposed to have completed in school. And they're usually too difficult or depressing to really call my favorite (it took me 5 months to finish The Jungle. That book is ROUGH). I do like to read books with pictures during my down time. My favorites currently are Atomic Robo, East of West, and the Manhattan Projects.
Kingsman The Human Stain The Maltese Falcon Rango The Losers Hud Zombieland The Princess Bride Full Metal Jacket I am David Serenity Before Sunrise Hudson Hawk Clue Grandma's Boy Logan's Run Anything by Mel Brooks. Black Dynamite What can I say? Cheesy movies make me smile.
As for music I'm a huge fan of Paul van Dyk, ATB, Milk, Inc. Paul Oakenfold Pendulum and others. As for non-techno There's always There Might be Giants, Cowboy Mouth, Fury in the Slaughterhouse, Steam Powered Giraffe, the Offspring, Cake, Mastadon, Dynamite Hack, The Hush Sound, The Like. To name some more we also have Muse, Placebo, A Tribe Called Quest, OK Go, Kendrick Lamar, Coldplay, The XX, and Die Aerzte.
My favorite foods, now in convenient list format. Gyros, Strawberry Orange Banana juice, fried rice, orange juice, Cinnamon Life cereal, carrots, hole-in-the-wall restaurant BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the Internet, gaming, freedom, fresh air, sleep (I don't know why I need this, considering how little of it I get), and good running shoes. I think in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the hell everyone is jumping on the gluten-free diets. Did everyone suddenly go allergic while I wasn't looking?
How cool hashing is. How did I not know about a group of people that combine running and drinking?
I find it upsetting that so many people seem unhappy with either their direction or lack of direction in their life. If you don't like it, try to fix it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are errands day. That said, I would love for a typical Friday to include a craft beer or two, followed by a relaxing evening either playing video games or being mildly social.
But typical hasn't happened in a long while.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really hate people. I just tend to distrust them.
I'm terrified of dying alone.
One of my exes described me as follows, "complex, distant, and oftentimes unbalanced." I find that to be pretty accurate. Well, maybe not complex, more like obfuscated. She also called me a "semi-feral cat."
I am VERY easily distracted as of late.
I live with my parents. Free rent makes me a happy camper, but a sad panda.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind stream of consciousness discussions. I'm serious, I don't follow too logical a pattern.
You don't mind hearing from me sporadically.
You don't mind hanging out with someone who is very poor.
You aren't looking for something permanent (location-wise, not relationship-wise). I plan on being very fluid about where I am and what I'm doing for the next 5 to 20 years, excepting for unforeseen events.
You think I should have messaged you. Seriously, i've read enough on reddit and gawkr and the like to really turn me off on spamming you kids more than you already are. Ask me about hashing in your local area, I'll hook you up!