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NakedMichael

56 / M / Straight / Available

Santa Fe, New Mexico

His Details

Last Online
Mar 16
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Offspring
—
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm just a regular guy; into being naked, group sex, polyamory, BDSM, etc.

I believe in multiple gods; prefer a matriarchal polytheistic society. Wish I could find one any more.

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What I’m doing with my life
This question seems set up to prompt the obvious answer: "Why, wasting it, of course!"

My mother used to ask me this very question! "Michael, what are you doing with you life? You come home high every morning at three o'clock!" You didn't do your homework! Why can't you find a nice Jewish girl?"

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I’m really good at
Not listening to advice. Defying authority. Thinking for myself (horror of horrors). Doing laundry.

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The first things people usually notice about me
Not listening to advice. Defying authority. Thinking for myself.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Avatar." The story of our country.

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The six things I could never do without
Irreverance. Relativistic world view. Coconut Bliss. Masturbation. Rachel Maddow. Stairmaster.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Irreverance. Relativistic world view. Coconut Bliss. Masturbation. Rachel Maddow. Stairmaster.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Yes, I am.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wore clothes today to go to work.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You walk your talk! You find an irreverant, free-thinking guy interesting!

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