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I am crazy, rebellious, and poly
NakedMichael
53 / m / straight / Seeing Someone
Santa Fe, New Mexico, United States
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Would I, or Wood Eye?
A man with a wooden eye, after years of low self esteem and no
social life, finally ventured to a night club. Overcoming great
reluctance, self-consciousness, and fear, he approached a woman
(who had an artificial leg) and asked her for a dance.
"Wu … wu… would you like to dance?" he stuttered.
Flattered and eager, she accepted his invitation: “Would I!” she sincerely and enthusiastically responded.
Alas, she had chosen unfortunate words for a man predisposed to rejection.
“Peg leg!” he angrily retorted.
"Wu … wu… would you like to dance?" he stuttered.
Flattered and eager, she accepted his invitation: “Would I!” she sincerely and enthusiastically responded.
Alas, she had chosen unfortunate words for a man predisposed to rejection.
“Peg leg!” he angrily retorted.
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