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Naked_Linguist

34 San Francisco, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am punctual, a good friend. I love dahlias and hardware stores and the inventive use of space in RVs. I love planning and charts and graphs. I enjoy being a responsible adult. And dancing.

Bagpipes, taiko drumming, and hopeful stories on NPR make me cry. What am I, made of steel?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
is thinking about doing something different with my life. But only thinking about it. And occasionally talking about it once I've had two cocktails. And having two to three cocktails once or twice a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-throwing parties.
-starting craft projects, sometimes finishing them.
-sincere apologies and admitting when I'm wrong.
-reciting all of the dialogue of Wayne's World beginning to end.
-Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are my glasses? Do they make me look like I write fan fiction? (I don't.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like stuff but sometimes I wonder if it really matters which stuff.
Here's some of that stuff:
The Shipping News, Middlesex, Harold and Maude, Amelie, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Vertigo, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chungking Express, I Heart Huckabees, the genre of true crime, Burning Love, all the shows you like, Talking Heads, Lil Wayne, Prince, Ludacris, Fleetwood Mac, Cassandra and Crucial Taunt, Glass Candy, Pet Shop Boys, Duke Silver, Snoop, Dre, I think I covered the food category in the 12 meat references scattered throughout my profile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. meat
2.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-steak, rare.
-the elaborate meals I'm going to prepare and share. I can make Peking Duck at home, right? With crispy skin, slivered scallions, and thin pancakes. That wouldn't be too difficult, right? Just scald with the glaze, insert meat hook, air-dry for 5 hours or overnight…
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-excitedly looking forward to drinking coffee in bed on Saturday morning.
-blah blah friends blah blah home blah blah chillaxin'. You know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I sometimes feel relieved when a Sunday is gray and drizzly. It means I don't have to feel guilty about staying home and doing nothing.
You should message me if
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-you're interested in the possibility of BIG, all-the-way Love. Too sappy? How about partnership? Not saying it'll happen for you and me, but to me, that's the whole point. Of course, having dinner and drink dates is nice, too.
-you think we could make each other laugh.

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