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Naked_Linguist

33 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am punctual, a good friend. I love dahlias and hardware stores and the inventive use of space in RVs. I love planning and charts and graphs. I enjoy being a responsible adult. And dancing.

Bagpipes, taiko drumming, and hopeful stories on NPR make me cry. What am I, made of steel?
What I’m doing with my life
is thinking about doing something different with my life. But only thinking about it. And occasionally talking about it once I've had two cocktails. And having two to three cocktails once or twice a week.
I’m really good at
-throwing parties.
-starting craft projects, sometimes finishing them.
-sincere apologies and admitting when I'm wrong.
-reciting all of the dialogue of Wayne's World beginning to end.
-Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
are my glasses? Do they make me look like I write fan fiction? (I dont.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like stuff but sometimes I wonder if it really matters which stuff.
Here's some of that stuff:
The Shipping News, Middlesex, Harold and Maude, Amelie, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Vertigo, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chungking Express, I Heart Huckabees, the genre of true crime, Burning Love, all the shows you like, Talking Heads, Lil Wayne, Prince, Ludacris, Fleetwood Mac, Cassandra and Crucial Taunt, Glass Candy, Pet Shop Boys, Duke Silver, Snoop, Dre, I think I covered the food category in the 12 meat references scattered throughout my profile.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-steak, rare.
-the elaborate meals I'm going to prepare and share. I can make Peking Duck at home, right? With crispy skin, slivered scallions, and thin pancakes. That wouldn't be too difficult, right? Just scald with the glaze, insert meat hook, air-dry for 5 hours or overnight…
On a typical Friday night I am
-excitedly looking forward to drinking coffee in bed on Saturday morning.
-blah blah friends blah blah home blah blah chillaxin'. You know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I sometimes feel relieved when a Sunday is gray and drizzly. It means I don't have to feel guilty about staying home and doing nothing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
-you're interested in the possibility of BIG, all-the-way Love. Too sappy? How about partnership? Not saying it'll happen for you and me, but to me, that's the whole point. Of course, having dinner and drink dates is nice, too.
-you think we could make each other laugh.