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I am hilarious, full of shit, and smrt

Naked_Twister

34 / m / straight / Single

Lafayette, Indiana, United States

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Ethnicity N/A

Height 6' 1" (1.85m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion Catholicism but not too serious about it

Sign Taurus and it's fun to think about

Education Graduated from masters program

Job Banking / Financial / Real Estate

Income Rather not say

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs and Owns cats

Languages English, French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary

I enjoy movies, music, rollin' with the homies, pets, stupid jokes, listening to thunderstorms, cooking, and sex with women.

I have an irrational disgust of spiders, love of beer, and I suck at darts and pool.

I can probably kick your ass in almost any trivia game, and I viciously cheat at board games.

I'm fiercely loyal.

My favorite hobby is people-watching.

I have a moderately creepy photographic memory with dates and numbers.

I speak a little French, but (my opinion of) my fluency increases with a couple drinks.

What I'm doing with my life

Sleeping late on Saturdays, staying out too late on the weekend.

Trying not to fall asleep at work.

I also enjoy drunk-dialing my friends, Bugs Bunny cartoons, and take perverse pleasure in scanning the police blotter on Sunday for people I know.

I have finally gotten addicted to running, an run about 30 miles a week currently. I'm aiming for the Indy Mini in May.

I'm really good at

nerdy stuff, listening, fixing sh*t around the house, cooking, backrubs, drinking beer, reaching things on the top shelf

I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. We're talking borderline narcolepsy here. I frequently wake up on the floor, after falling asleep playing with the cat or whatever.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

My huge head. And my sense of humor.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books - sci/fi (Orson Scott Card, Arthur C. Clarke), Stephen King, or pretty much any book on a new topic.

Movies - I'll watch anything, even chick flicks. I tend to like comedies and dramas with good plot development over action and car chases. Comedy answer: porn

Music - I never could learn to read music damnit. I sing in the shower, to the chagrin of my neighbors. I enjoy karaoke, my song of choice is usually "Build Me Up, Buttercup"

Food - You name it, favorite is probably pizza (boring!), but Chinese, sushi, Greek, Italian, you name it. I love to cook and have made several grandmothers jealous. I'm hellbent on making my friends fat, especially around Christmas. I make the world's greatest peanut butter fudge, and have been messing around with bread and other yeast-objects this year. I make loads of stuff but rarely eat any of it - I make the friends eat it

The six things I could never do without

1)Naps
2)Email/Text messaging
3)Funny people
4)Showers
5)Pets
6)Oxygen

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Stupid inventions, global politics, Legos, math problems, stupid theoretical matchups (who would win in a fight - Superman vs. The Hulk kind of stuff), practical jokes

On a typical Friday night I am

Running if it's not completely crappy out, then going out.

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The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

Um... I'll admit pretty much anything you ask me, so I don't have many secrets. Ask a direct question, you'll get a direct answer.

You should message me if

Are female, think I'm hot/cute/presentable/good for a free drink, have a sense of humor and don't take things too seriously. Like cats, or can at least stand them. I dont mind kids, they're like miniature people. Must be fun to talk to.

No drama!

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