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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity N/A
Height 6' 1" (1.85m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign Taurus and it's fun to think about
Education Graduated from masters program
Job Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income Rather not say
Kids Likes children
Pets Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages English, French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
I have an irrational disgust of spiders, love of beer, and I suck at darts and pool.
I can probably kick your ass in almost any trivia game, and I viciously cheat at board games.
I'm fiercely loyal.
My favorite hobby is people-watching.
I have a moderately creepy photographic memory with dates and numbers.
I speak a little French, but (my opinion of) my fluency increases with a couple drinks.
What I'm doing with my life
Trying not to fall asleep at work.
I also enjoy drunk-dialing my friends, Bugs Bunny cartoons, and take perverse pleasure in scanning the police blotter on Sunday for people I know.
I have finally gotten addicted to running, an run about 30 miles a week currently. I'm aiming for the Indy Mini in May.
I'm really good at
I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. We're talking borderline narcolepsy here. I frequently wake up on the floor, after falling asleep playing with the cat or whatever.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies - I'll watch anything, even chick flicks. I tend to like comedies and dramas with good plot development over action and car chases. Comedy answer: porn
Music - I never could learn to read music damnit. I sing in the shower, to the chagrin of my neighbors. I enjoy karaoke, my song of choice is usually "Build Me Up, Buttercup"
Food - You name it, favorite is probably pizza (boring!), but Chinese, sushi, Greek, Italian, you name it. I love to cook and have made several grandmothers jealous. I'm hellbent on making my friends fat, especially around Christmas. I make the world's greatest peanut butter fudge, and have been messing around with bread and other yeast-objects this year. I make loads of stuff but rarely eat any of it - I make the friends eat it
The six things I could never do without
2)Email/Text messaging
3)Funny people
4)Showers
5)Pets
6)Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
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The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
You should message me if
No drama!
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