First thing you should know is that I really, really, really suck at writing this sort of stuff.
Second thing you should know is that I'm probably an idiot. I mean, why am I even typing this stuff in english? I'm probably hypnotized by all the english all over the place and can't avoid it.. HELP, I'M BEING MIND CONTROLLED!
Or maybe I'm just silly.
(And don't worry, I'll come around to make an italian version of this.. sooner or later. For now, just know that I -do- indead speak italian)
So, back to advertising my shmexy ass on this "about me" thingy (If you want to find out if I lied about the shmexiness of my ass, you'll have to find out in person, no more details will be divulged here ;3).
I am tall, handsome, athletic, muscled, hugely endowed and great in bed. Oh, did I mention rich, cool, generous and great to be around? ;D
Wait, are you saying I'm supposed to be honest with this? Damn, here goes all my strategy.
Well, the I guess I can confirm that I'm tall, and.. uhm.. *awkward silence*
Hey, where are you all running away? Waitwaitwait, I'm sure I can find some other good side to me. Probably. I'm fun? Or at least I hope I am.
I also am, on a completely unrelated note, wasting almost all of the available words on this thing (What do you -mean- there is no word limit? What am I going to use as my excuse to leave now?), so I guess I'll shorten things now. As I already said, I like to think I have a good sense of humor.. a bit on the ironic side, occasionally sarcastic and usually on the scratching side, but people do laugh. Occasionally. I love my books, too many to even think of listing here, and am, I'll admit it, a nerd. Or a geek. Or probably both.
Meh, just contact me. I'm entertaining, I swear.