Time to give this thing a stab, and actually be serious about it (That's a lie, I'm never completely serious).

First thing you should know is that I really, really, really suck at writing this sort of stuff.
Second thing you should know is that I'm probably an idiot. I mean, why am I even typing this stuff in english? I'm probably hypnotized by all the english all over the place and can't avoid it.. HELP, I'M BEING MIND CONTROLLED!

Or maybe I'm just silly.
(And don't worry, I'll come around to make an italian version of this.. sooner or later. For now, just know that I -do- indead speak italian)

So, back to advertising my shmexy ass on this "about me" thingy (If you want to find out if I lied about the shmexiness of my ass, you'll have to find out in person, no more details will be divulged here ;3).

I am tall, handsome, athletic, muscled, hugely endowed and great in bed. Oh, did I mention rich, cool, generous and great to be around? ;D

Wait, are you saying I'm supposed to be honest with this? Damn, here goes all my strategy.

Well, the I guess I can confirm that I'm tall, and.. uhm.. *awkward silence*

Hey, where are you all running away? Waitwaitwait, I'm sure I can find some other good side to me. Probably. I'm fun? Or at least I hope I am.

I also am, on a completely unrelated note, wasting almost all of the available words on this thing (What do you -mean- there is no word limit? What am I going to use as my excuse to leave now?), so I guess I'll shorten things now. As I already said, I like to think I have a good sense of humor.. a bit on the ironic side, occasionally sarcastic and usually on the scratching side, but people do laugh. Occasionally. I love my books, too many to even think of listing here, and am, I'll admit it, a nerd. Or a geek. Or probably both.

Meh, just contact me. I'm entertaining, I swear.

Cookies!
No, not really, though I have nothing against cookies. I study, I work, I plot and yet I always find myself back at the starting point. Perhaps my plotting could use some polishing up.

A lot of things, especially the most useless ones.
I'm good at wasting time and great at drinking people under the table (Wanna try? You're on.).
I'm exceedingly good at getting lost in my little fantasy worlds and occasionally even dragging other people in.
Oh, and I'm a halfway decent cook.

I dunno.. let's play a game: you tell me what you noticed, and I'll fill the place with the answers of other people.

This one is hard: I read, watch and listen to almost everything.

Books: I'm a sucker for fantasy novels. Not necessarily happy, rainbow colored fantasy novels full of fairies, but fantasy nonetheless. Just to put a couple of authors here, I like a lot George RR Martin and, of course, Terry Pratchett.

Movies: Well, I have a fondness for Tim Burton's movies, but I'll watch almost everything.

Music: If it's music, I'll listen to it... Rock, Metal, and italian singers that no one else listens to anymore on top of the others.

Food: On this one I'm picky... I mostly like simple foods without many spices, but exceptions can be made.

In no specific order:
-Books
-My computer (Assuming someone else brought electricity, of course)
-Teh intarwebs
-Roleplaying games (Yes, I'm a nerd, bite me ;3)
-YOU! *points at a random member in the audience, ideally cute and female*
-Mmmh.. a comfy bed? ;P

Well, world domination, of course. What else could all that plotting be about, after all?
I also spend a whole lot of time thinking about nothing, and all the philosophical corollaries that surround that.
Of course, me being a guy, it's pretty much necessary that I also mention sex here.

At home, looking intently at the ceiling. Occasionally, I go out with a few friends, planning to get wasted. Then we get to a pub, count our money and get a beer. A small one.

if you want to know private things about me, you better move your ass and contact me, cause I'm not going to write here my glorious collection of emparassing moments.

You giggled.
Seriously, you didn't even need to actually read my whole profile, but you better have laughed at some point during it.. otherwise I'll just embarass myself with a collection of jokes you won't like, you'll ask me to explain myself, I'll get nervous and.. you got the gist of it, right?
Other than that... just be interesting and I bet we'll find -something- to talk about.