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23 Chapel Hill, NC Man


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  • Ages 21–30
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My details

Last online
Jul 30
Black, Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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My tastes in things are "interesting" to say the least, and by interesting I mean a nice blend of pretentious and eccentric. First and foremost I love juggling. I would have pictures of me juggling, but while juggling it's difficult to take pictures of me doing so. I would have friends take pictures of me juggling, but they prefer to not be seen with the guy who's juggling. As you'll find further down, my music tastes are similarly strange, it's not even me being a hipster anymore, it's closer to acid casualty without sounding like I stepped out of a time warp. Much of my day is spent attempting keeping the strange thoughts in my head, and the rest of the day is spent reading about things on the internet that have no practical relevance to my life. I just got BS in math at UNC, so I'm pretty stoked about that.

Also, I love coffee. My personality goes from 0-60 almost immediately if I'm given coffee. When I don't have my coffee I'm an old man trapped in the body of an Adonis (modesty). I listen to NPR and complain about "kids these days", the decline of western civilization, and pop culture, usually until I'm flustered then I make a curmudgeonly joke and go back to not caring.

If you are a follower of Myers Briggs then I would fall under the ENTP category. I've done some research into it, and for what it's worth, it's a pretty decent sorting system, but don't take too much credence in it.

Currently, I'm transitioning to veganism, I definitely falter these days, but I'm a relatively strict vegetarian. My interests these days tend to include reading hefty books, spending far too much time online, or whatever silliness I'm talked into doing on the weekend.

Chaotic Neutral
What I’m doing with my life
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I just finished undergrad, and I'm working on my programming skills so that I'm a bit more valuable in the job market. Aside from that I bartend at the Southern Rail (mostly The Tiger Room).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can talk about almost anything. I'm also northern, so I'm great at sounding like an asshole when I'm trying to be nice. I'm great at juggling (I've brought this up a bunch so it's obviously true). I'm also pretty solid at drawing, but I rarely do it anymore.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most common response is that I'm "lost in my own world". Others seem to think I'm gay, I prefer fabulous, it's probably due to my flawless skin, or comments like this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books: The Futurica Trilogy, Cosmos, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Singularity is Near, A Clockwork Orange, Foundation, East of Eden, other stuff. It's hard for me to pick favorites,

My favorite movies: Good Will Hunting, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, A Scanner Darkly, Rounders, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Pi, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and too many more to name, but also anything by Joss Whedon

My favorite music: I love progressive music, math-rock, doom/stoner metal, tech-death, hip-hop, post-rock, and various other genres. Some of my favorite bands include Tera Melos, This Town Needs Guns, MF Doom, Sunn O)), Bosnian Rainbows, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Pallbearer, Witch Mountain, SBTRKT, Grimes, Purity Ring, The Mars Volta, Brand New, Bayside, The Beach Boys, Andrew Jackson Jihad, A Tribe Called Quest, El-P, Notorious BIG, Death Grips, Tycho, just to name a few.

Favorite Television shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who (but seriously, so much Doctor Who), Real Time with Bill Maher, Torchwood, South Park, Daria, and True Blood. But honestly, I don't spend all that much time watching television, just large bursts on Netflix or something

Favorite food: I love and will try anything once. But I especially love hispanic food and asian cuisine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. My laptop. Learning new things. Delicious food. Good Conversation. Random objects to fiddle with when I'm supposed to be paying attention.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
These days, animal rights, critical race theory, feminist theory, math stuff, if I'm really as smart as I think I am, does it even matter, practical things regarding my life, really depends. I should probably spend less time thinking and more time doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, as of late, I've been working, updating my blog, using Google Hangouts, or looking for some trendy bar with delicious beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy Bubblegum J-pop without the slightest bit of irony. Oh, and I sent my only begotten son to die for your sins.
You should message me if
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you read books, have your own opinions, and have eccentric tastes in music or movies. If you feel your personality and interests could be beneficial to my life or vice versa. You know it's the 21st century and meeting people on dating platforms isn't stigmatized anymore so you don't need me to make up some bullshit story. Or if you think I'm hot, I can be shallow too if I must haha

Conversely, if you answered "Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of the same race," with a yes, you're a fucking bigot and I'd rather not interact with you.