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NameForMyScreen

24 M Stevens Point, WI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Romanian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Dark Man, baby, that's my name. Like Tropicana, I got the juice.

I'm here because I was, in a rare double-whammy decision, simultaneously banned from christianmingle.com and blackpeoplemeet.com. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I aim to keep things interesting, and I could've been a sharpshooter if my wit had been any sharper (Careful there, Annie Oakley). The money I don’t spend on KFC Go Cup’s I can spend on ladies. Lets go for an evening stroll.

I write like nobody's watching. And I boogie for the story, for the optimal algorithm, for the sprawling cities my friends and I start building in Minecraft. I've never finished a city--can a city ever really be finished?--but it's on my list.

I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list (My other list. I can have more than one! Don't tell me how many lists to have. You're not my real dad!). I've been some places and seen some things, but I'd like to have been (and be) more places and seen (and see) more things, if you understand the cut of my jib.

But it's not all just a glamorous life of being banned from things.

I'm also pretty awful. Given half a chance, I'll wax poetic and wane pretentious. I'm irreverent as fuck. If I ever gave a fuck, I gave it away a long time ago. And I'm not one to draw lines in the sand, but my lines are fault. Gouged out of and from stone. If I was a Biblical character, I would be Judas.

Oh. And, also, I hold spoons stupid. Y'all can just deal with it. Haters gonna hate.
What I’m doing with my life
Memorizing the Fourth Edition of the Scrabble® Dictionary.
I’m really good at
Developing myself into an autonomous being.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. There are hundreds of them, all in pristine condition.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kurt Vonnegut, specifically Cat's Cradle, Hocus Pocus, Player Piano, Timequake, and The Sirens of Titan. I also like The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson (superior to Fear and Loathing, imho!). The Importance of Being Earnest is another great "book", despite it actually being written as a play.

I'm also a fan of the original graphic novel, Watchmen, and I'm trying to locate the "Before Watchmen" series (somewhere other than online), as well as the Axe Cop comic book series.

Movies: Anything by Wes Anderson. Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, etc. I've seen all of his films, and I find something to be taken from each of them. Ask and I'll order them from most favorite to least! Otherwise, Vanilla Sky, Stranger than Fiction, Eternal Sunshine, Lost in Translation, and Before Sunrise.

Shows: I'm a big fan of the NFL, College Football, and the NBA, so anything sports related. Otherwise, I like light hearted things intended to make one laugh. Life's enough of a drama anyway. Workaholics, It's Always Sunny, The League, Bob's Burger's, Spongebob, The Fairly Oddparents, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Rocko's Modern Life, Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, etc.

Music: PUJOL, The Antlers, The Dig, The Shins, Elvis Costello, The Roots, Questlove, Neil Young, Crosby, Stills, (Nash) and Young, and a whole other slew of things.

Food: I like Quinoa, Count Chocula, McDonald's Baked Apple Pies, Pomegranate Juice, and Root Beer (mixed together in a blender and drank as a smoothie, of course).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The least pressing issue at hand.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive. Hopefully. I can't imagine the alternative being that much better. I personally have never died before. I do know some people that did die, but I haven't seen them since.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You are what you eat. I am a spider 8 times a year.

Je l'adore ici bas.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I run with 99 mines. No exceptions.

I assure you that I'm just like that one celebrity you really like.