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32 • Corona, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 8:02pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Graduated from masters program
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs
- English, Serbian (Okay), Russian (Fluently)
But that's work....
So what happens at 5:00:01? The cock crows 6 times....the briefcase turns into a pumpkin pie.
Weekends: chasing idle thoughts, reading old Calculus crib sheets, backtracking the steps, learning to cook over an open fire, seeing metal on stage, listening to an impassioned political sermon, while I radically vacuum, going to Manhattan isle on rainy nights and trying to remember when the city was still a zoo ....before something wicked this way came, and made of it a trust fund Disneyland.
What about the first things people notice about me on OkCupid: If John Cusack got in the Hot Tub Time Machine and instead of going back to the 80s, got transported into the body of Michael Keaton, he'd look like that young lad up there!
"Rabbit Series" - Updike
"Dog of the South" - Portis
"Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" - McCarthy
"Slap Boxing with Jesus" - Lavalle
"Foreskin's Lament" - Auslander
"The Hour After Westerly" - Coates
Shows: Mr. Show with Bob and David, The Kids in the Hall, The Mighty Boosh, Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, Boardwalk Empire, Бригада, The Thick of It, MacGyver (for his resourcefulness), Married with Children (the funniest sit-com of the 90s, and no, Seinfeld doesn't come second) Bonus material: The Big Bang Theory is an embarrassment. Full stop.
Movies: Stranger than Paradise, 24 Hour Party People, Pontypool, Dazed and Confused, Kicking and Screaming, The Squid and the Whale, Office Space, The Dirties, Magnolia, Usual Suspects, The Thing ('82), Fargo, Election, The Unbelievable Truth, Henry Fool, Paths of Glory, Scensters, Days of Heaven, The Tour, Jackie Brown, Goodfellas, Bure Baruta, Pickup on South Street....there are more, but you should really read more.
Music: Now you've asked a question! My taste is so varied, sometimes I wonder if I even have any taste - we'll have to revisit!
In the meantime, see if this does anything for you.
Food: I'm not picky if it's prepared right. That said, if anyone knows what a Börek is, and knows how to kneed dough, we need to run out of the house and meet at the most romantic highway overpass as fireworks goes off in the distance.
1. People who are religious and "very serious about it", who list God and their iPhone on their essentials list. This must be that "Market God", the one who wants you to buy more shit. Anyway, my personal vice is irony - it's the only way to make sense of life's little contradictions.
2. A Sense of Humor (see above)
3. A Solid Friendship
4. Universal artistic endeavors
5. The kind of woman who can not only take a joke, but tell one as well (alas, the unattainable one)
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