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31 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 11:45am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English, Serbian (Okay), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Self summaries are the leading cause of alcoholism in America, second only to "What am I doing with my life".....discuss!

**** So there's this climate march happening in NYC on the 21st, if you're in DC, Baltimore or anywhere in between and thinking of carpooling, you have my undivided attention :) ****
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for an org that defends the rights of animals and brings the whirlwind to those who, for some exotic reason, lack a basic understanding of right and wrong....

But that's work....
So what happens at 5:00:01? The cock crows 6 times....the briefcase turns into a pumpkin pie.

Weekends: chasing idle thoughts, reading old Calculus crib sheets, backtracking the steps, learning to cook over an open fire, seeing metal on stage, listening to an impassioned political sermon, while I vacuum and sweep, going to NYC on rainy nights and trying to remember when the city was still a zoo ....before they turned it into trust fund Disneyland.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding details
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This question is a little dated. People's eyes are mostly cast down most of the time ....I mean you could throw something at them, but unless it lands on their head and they drop their phone - there'll be no noticing today.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Reading is a must. But you gotta be discerning! And for the discerning readers out there, those who don't list a single book that they had to read in school or any title where the cliff notes is better than the thing itself - I salute you, in the literal sense!

Recent discoveries:

"Rabbit Series" - Updike
"Dog of the South" - Portis
"Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" - McCarthy
"Slap Boxing with Jesus" - Lavalle
"Foreskin's Lament" - Auslander
"The Hour After Westerly" - Coates

Shows: Mr. Show with Bob and David, The Kids in the Hall, The Mighty Boosh, Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, Boardwalk Empire, Бригада, The Thick of It, MacGyver (for his resourcefulness), Married with Children (the funniest sit-com of the 90s, and no, Seinfeld doesn't come second) Bonus material: The Big Bang Theory is an embarrassment. Full stop.

Movies: Stranger than Paradise, 24 Hour Party People, Pontypool, Dazed and Confused, Kicking and Screaming, The Squid and the Whale, Office Space, Magnolia, Usual Suspects, The Thing ('82), Fargo, Election, The Unbelievable Truth, Henry Fool, Paths of Glory, Days of Heaven, The Tour, Jackie Brown, Goodfellas, Bure Baruta, Pickup on South Street....there are more, but you should really read more.

Music: Now you've asked a question! My taste is so varied, sometimes I wonder if I even have any taste - we'll have to revisit!
In the meantime, see if this does anything for you.

Food: I'm not picky if it's prepared right. That said, if anyone knows what a burek is, and knows what it involves, we need to run out of the house and meet at the most romantic highway overpass as fireworks goes off in the distance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six is too many - here's 5.

1. People who are religious and "very serious about it", who list God and their iPhone on their essentials list. This must be that "Market God", the one who wants you to buy more shit. Anyway, my personal vice is irony - it's the only way to make sense of life's little contradictions
2. A Sense of Humor (see above)
3. A Solid Friendship
4. Universal artistic endeavors
5. The kind of woman who can not only take a joke, but tell one as well (alas, the unattainable one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be less pensive
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing solitaire with my Russian hommies....and once the game is over, we smoke a little crank and go out for ice cream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I spent all night on this question.
You should message me if
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