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NameWasStolen

29 Sacramento, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Human.

I love the absurd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it.
Engineering.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the right words.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On here? My profile is basic so you're inclined to ask questions.

In person? Red hair, red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Postal Service + more

Eternal Sunshine + more

Spicy food + more

Last night week tonight with John Oliver + more.

Catch 22 + more.

Lots more, but that's what conversations are for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nourishment,
Shelter from the elements,
My immune system.
My Friends
My Family
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humanity. Systems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Inquire within.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got something interesting and random to chat about and I'm your only outlet for expression....

You like non-sensical musings about pretty much anything...

You're tired of the same stupid small talk...

Or just because.