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NameWasStolen

28 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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My job is awesome and I love it. This results in a pretty cheerful disposition.

Apart from work...
Learning new things is my principle motivation in life.

I enjoy wakeboarding, snowboarding
camping, and generally being outdoors.

I'm pretty easy going. My life tends to be pretty good, and I'm thankful for my circumstances.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've got a good memory, I'm pretty observant... Wait, what was the question?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a beard and that beard is red.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Short sample of the first stuff that comes to mind…

The Postal Service, Radiohead, Elliott Smith, Daft Punk, Flaming Lips, Minus the Bear, Cursive, The Good Life, Most Tim Kasher Projects, Conner Oberst before he got cheered up, Pinback, Pixies, MF Doom… this could go forever....

Eternal Sunshine, The Royal Tennenbaums, Me You and Everyone we Know, SuperBad, Pineapple Express, Nolan Stuff, Cohen Brother's Stuff, Tarantino Stuff… again this could go forever....

I'm a pretty big fan of food, doesn't really matter what as long as it tastes good. Enjoyment of spicy food is a plus.

Arrested Development, Lost (but only up to season 5), Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Louis, Weeds, Daily Show, John Oliver, Archer, Full Metal Alchemist...

I read mostly fiction - I'll go through periods where I'll devour a lot and then cool it. Works in about 6 month cycles. I always have a copy of Catch-22 in my car just so I can lend it out, big fan of word based humor. "The soldier who saw everything twice," is one my favorite passages ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nourishment,
Shelter from the elements,
My immune system.
My Friends
My Family
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Systems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm pretty active these days. Could be anywhere. Friends will be involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You've got something interesting and random to chat about and I'm your only outlet for expression.