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34 M Lakewood, OH

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I have a girlfriend of seven years (Dearmelina). We don't necessarily want to have sex with you. We were attempting to use the site to find some people outside of our immediate circle with whom we could hang out and share interests, but I've realized the error of such ways,

If we were looking for a third person in a "romantic" sense, it wouldn't be exclusively for sex. It would be a dating situation very similar to any other, only involving three people. If we were interested in you, potentially messaged OkCupid person, we'd just say that in any initial messages. If a message was sent to you, especially by me, that didn't contain any language of that nature, it's because that wasn't the thought behind the reason for your messaging; I probably just thought you seemed funny or otherwise neat.

While I don't want to have sex with every person I see/meet who is funny or otherwise neat, I have come to realize almost nobody on this website uses it for the "new friends" purpose, regardless of what's in their "Looking for:" section. That being the case, I thought I'd just do as the Romans do.

Regardless, I may still message people who are funny or otherwise neat for the purposes of reaching beyond my social circle for new characters.

Again, If you are on the receiving end of such a message, and I don't mention anywhere in said message that we would be interested in dating you, please don't automatically assume that I/we are being creepy. Trust me, the archetypical window through which we would both be able to find a person who was mutually agreeably attractive, cool, intelligent and otherwise appealing is so tiny that it might well not exist.

I roll my eyes as it dawns on me that I should probably clarify that if I/we do contact you, and that contact isn't indicative of any desire to date you, it doesn't mean that anyone thinks there's anything wrong with you. It just means we both want to be friends; just like any of your other friends.



If I/we look at your profile, but don't message/contact you, it doesn't mean anything.

Neither of us tend to message anyone until we've read their entire profile and have gone through at least 2/3rds of their questions (though, generally, all of them). That means I/we will generally have to look at a profile several times before contact is made.

I'm sure you're all wonderful people, or something.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I go to school for stupid shit. I try to make pretty things:

If you also try to make pretty things, especially along this vein, talk to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sounding like a dick.

not getting replies to innocently inquisitive messages.

turning cubes into other things.

feeling indifferent about a large array of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I am a slightly below average height male human with light skin and light eyes whose hair has begun to forsake him.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There are people who don't fill this section out. I've even seen them say something like, "you don't care," or, "what difference does it make?" If I wasn't already jaded and dead inside, that sentiment would make me really sad -- that actual human beings live their lives thinking that the art with which they choose to surround themselves is socially insignificant.


Bluegrass (and sub-genres)

Andy Statman, Ronnie McCoury, David Grisman, Tony Rice, Bela Fleck, Bill Monroe, Sam Bush, Jerry Douglas, Ricky Skaggs, and others

Hindustani (Carnatic to a lesser degree)

Amjad Ali Khan, Aashish Khan, Aman Khan, Vishwa Mohan Bhatt, Shivkumar Shama, Snehasish Mozumder, Hariprasad Chaurasia, Ravi Shankar, Kala Ramnath, Zakir Hussain, and others


The Grateful Dead (and some derivatives), Keller Williams, Phish, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, String Cheese Incident, David Grisman Quintet, Andy Statman Trio

Punk (First Wave - early 90's)

Screeching Weasel, Misfits, Bad Religion, Bad Brains, Sex Pistols, Ramones, The Queers, and others


Tool, Genesis, and apparently Acid Mothers Temple

Hipster Garbage

Man Man, Gogol Bordello, Regina Spektor

Games: I don't like first person shooters or sports games.

TV: Game of Thrones and Dexter

Everything else, message me and ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The idea of this list is completely worthless. Instead, here is a list of things we/I like to do:

Some activities in which I/we like to participate are

driving/walking around with no particular destination in mind or required

sitting around and talking for hours

developing video games and board games

playing video games and (some) board games

making CG art (me)

making traditional art (her)

appreciating the design of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mario and grey aliens

petting animals

coaxing animals wandering the street into our car

going to bluegrass, punk, jam, and Man Man shows

wanting to meet people who like several of the activities on this list
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday night, though happy that the workweek is over, I'm probably sleeping in the living room, a mouse in my hand, Cinema 4D open with some partially extruded geometry on the screen that's in the process of being damaged beyond the Undo limit by a cat walking across the keyboard, which has fallen from my lap, upside down, into the floor, as I wait for my girlfriend to come home from her second shift sonography job that she hates but still performs very well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born in a desert. I was raised in a lion's den.
You should message me if
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You read areas of this thing, read some of the answers to questions, we have a decent Friend score, and you think we are kindred spirits.