Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have the best life. If only I had a puppy, it'd be perfect.
Sometimes I set my filter to "everybody, anywhere" and sort by
friend %. So if you live in Canada and are wondering why I'm lookin
at you, that's why.
Also, I'm on here mostly to find adventure friends (straight, bi,
gay, whatever dun matter). So don't get weirded out if I'm looking
at your profile. I might be creepin on your photos, but I might
also be trying to figure out if you're as stupid as me and willing
to go crawl through some caves or something.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grew up just outside Philly, came out here for school and haven't
left cause it's awesome (I like both coasts equally though!) Now
I'm running a rockclimbing wall and doing freelance animation for
all kinds of clients.
I do a lot of things. So if you're into doing things too we should
kick it. Do a lil scuba and snorkel as often as I can convince a
dive buddy to go with me. Super into climbing, always looking for
more cool people to climb with. And you know, camping and kayaking
and all that fun stuff too.
I like people. If you can tell me what you love in life and why you
love it, chances are we'll be good friends. For example, I love
adhesive googly eyes, because they make anything look hilarious.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing, cooking, napping, darts, Mario kart, treading water,
doing stupid bomb trips, drinking milk, winking both eyes at the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible dancer. But I'm white, so it's k.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ender's Game (and the series)
Jazz, big band mostly, but love me some small quartets too
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
The Emporer's New Groove
A Song of Fire and Ice series
I didn't categorize these. Sorry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Calvin & Hobbes
3. Nerf Guns
4. People who for whatever reason LIKE to just give back massages.
Big fan. Big fan.
6. The hope that there's some scientist out there who wants a
zombie apocalypse as badly as I do, and is skipping the step of
creating a potentially ground-breaking new drug that will forever
help humankind but unfortunately has the adverse effect of creating
infectious zombies, and simply creating a virus that makes zombies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the process of trying to remember what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't wink. At least I cant wink sexily. Kinda looks like I'm
having small face spasms. So don't expect me to hit on you from
across the room.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You are down for coffee at any point with a stranger.
2. You have a dog I can pet, borrow, or steal.
3. You're picking your nose right now.
4. You take the stairs.
5. You enjoy delicious things.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.