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NapTheif

26 M Costa Mesa, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:00pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have the best life. If only I had a puppy, it'd be perfect.

Sometimes I set my filter to "everybody, anywhere" and sort by friend %. So if you live in Canada and are wondering why I'm lookin at you, that's why.

Also, I'm on here mostly to find adventure friends (straight, bi, gay, whatever dun matter). So don't get weirded out if I'm looking at your profile. I might be creepin on your photos, but I might also be trying to figure out if you're as stupid as me and willing to go crawl through some caves or something.
What I’m doing with my life
Grew up just outside Philly, came out here for school and haven't left cause it's awesome (I like both coasts equally though!) Now I'm running a rockclimbing wall and doing freelance animation for all kinds of clients.

I do a lot of things. So if you're into doing things too we should kick it. Do a lil scuba and snorkel as often as I can convince a dive buddy to go with me. Super into climbing, always looking for more cool people to climb with. And you know, camping and kayaking and all that fun stuff too.

I like people. If you can tell me what you love in life and why you love it, chances are we'll be good friends. For example, I love adhesive googly eyes, because they make anything look hilarious. Easy.
I’m really good at
Climbing, cooking, napping, darts, Mario kart, treading water, doing stupid bomb trips, drinking milk, winking both eyes at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a terrible dancer. But I'm white, so it's k.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game (and the series)
Jazz, big band mostly, but love me some small quartets too
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
The Emporer's New Groove
Macklemore
Sticky Buns
Firefly
A Song of Fire and Ice series

I didn't categorize these. Sorry.
The six things I could never do without
1. Boogers
2. Calvin & Hobbes
3. Nerf Guns
4. People who for whatever reason LIKE to just give back massages. Big fan. Big fan.
5. Airplanes
6. The hope that there's some scientist out there who wants a zombie apocalypse as badly as I do, and is skipping the step of creating a potentially ground-breaking new drug that will forever help humankind but unfortunately has the adverse effect of creating infectious zombies, and simply creating a virus that makes zombies.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the process of trying to remember what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't wink. At least I cant wink sexily. Kinda looks like I'm having small face spasms. So don't expect me to hit on you from across the room.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. You are down for coffee at any point with a stranger.
2. You have a dog I can pet, borrow, or steal.
3. You're picking your nose right now.
4. You take the stairs.
5. You enjoy delicious things.