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Nard9000

27 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
And so I find myself rewriting this summary of that which I am, as I no longer find the below description representative of me. While I sense the sarcasm and jocular nature of it was lost on most, I will note that those who caught on to the joke were most interesting. I find that now with the changing of the seasons, and the new directions of my life, the time has come to post something new.

To lead off, I'm no one specific thing. I have spent my time in the country, the city, suburbia, and in places most people will never go. I have weightlessly soared to great heights, and slammed into the ground with the multiplied force. I associate freely, but maintain correspondence selectively. I am an intellectual, but I still enjoy getting out and getting muddy. I'm as at home writing a thesis and reading Jacques Derrida as I am shooting a rifle match or out mudding. I speak with no accent, leading urbanites to guess any number of random origins, and yokels to suspect I don't know my way in the woods/mountains/country. I love the beach, the mountains, the plains, the desert, and the tundra. I hate being in an office, but I know the privilege of having one. I'm at home nowhere, yet never out of place.

If you're looking for artificial machismo and pure animalism, go find a gym rat. If you're looking for an asocial awkward nerd, go to an anime convention. More than likely, you'll see me at either place, or any number of others.

[I'll finish this later.....consider this a draft]

Previous Summary______________________________________

So...you come to my profile, and I bet the first thing you think is "wow, that is one sexy guy, but I bet he's not interesting at all." Well missy, I have another thing to tell you. Not only is that sexy devil in those pictures interesting, but he borders on the outrageous. Truely, truely, truely, outrageous.

However, I get ahead of myself. For I'm yet to make an introduction, before this revelation that I know exactly what you're thinking. For I am a man of many words, and many actions. Among those actions, of course, is getting to know someone. And if you are as well an individual of actions, words, or both...well, then perhaps an introduction is necessary.

To begin, I'm something of a newer Denver resident, with a passion for learning more about this amazing city, the natural wonders that surround it, and the infinitely interesting people that make it up. I'm both an active and social man, with an affinity for nights under the stars, be it on the trail while backpacking or in LoDo partying the night away with friends.

As for my interests, I enjoy intellectual conversation over coffee or alcohol, wearing a suit and going to an event requiring a suit, wearing a bow tie and going to an event where a bow tie is entirely inappropriate, exploring interesting places, shopping, paintballing, climbing.....really, anything I have up above in my interests [actually...I'll fix this later...that's on another site] and then some. More than anything else, I enjoy doing new things, and meeting new people. And while all of these things are great, sometimes I just like to take some time to myself to read, play some video games, Skype with old friends, catch up on world events, do some writing, and watch a movie...all at the same time (Julius Caeser, eat your heart out). Or work out. In the words of LMFAO, "I work out."

Considering all of that, I came to this site mainly aiming to meet new people; to find new and growing circles to get to know, and hey, if I meet someone cool along the way, even better. So if you think yourself interesting (and I'm willing to bet a drink that you are), shoot me a message and let's meet up. After all, I am yet to introduce myself...
What I’m doing with my life
Be the most awesome, sarcastic, hilarious, millionaire ever.
I've got 3/4 of those desires well in development....maybe 2/4....but hey...progressing.
I’m really good at
ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
They usually start out very confused, and then enter a conversation. Things only go deeper down the rabbit hole from there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Illiad | Heart of Darkness | Moby Dick | The God Delusion | The Myth of Sisyphus | The Prince | The Closing of the American Mind | Alice through the Looking Glass | The Life and Times of Martha Washington | like....a ton of stuff

Movies: Equilibrium | Apocalypse Now | James Bond | other things I'll add later

Drinks: Coffee | Scotch | Vodka | Red Bull | Bing | a lot of caffeine and alcohol....finish this later

Music Genres: EDM | Opera | Classic Rock | Post Rock | Metal | Classical | Electro House | House | Dubstep | Progressive House | Acid Jazz | Blues | Swing | Electro Swing | More stuff....

Music: Nero | Kaskade | Pink Floyd | deadmau5 | Tiesto | Tegan and Sarah | Ludwig van Beethoven | Datsik | Mount the Summit | Sir Arthur Sullivan | Puscifer | Skrillex | Of Monsters and Men | Mumford and Sons | Nervo | Madeon | Led Zeppelin | Johann Sebastian Bach | Steve Aoki | God is an Astronaut | Birdy Nam Nam | The XX | IAMX | Explosions in the Sky | More stuff....

Video Games: Metal Gear | God of War | Assassin's Creed | Deus Ex | TF2 | X-Com | Call of Duty | BF4 (but I hate EA and having to use Origin) | a bunch of indie games you've never heard of....just ask for my Steam profile name and I'll add you

Shows: Doctor Who | Venture Brothers | HIMYM | Archer | Sherlock | more stuff

Anime: FLCL | Gurren Lagann | Attack on Titan | Akira | many other things, but less esoteric than many of my other tastes

Web-based Media (Youtube Channels, Web Comics, etc): Zero Punctuation | My Drunk Kitchen | Epic Meal Time | Nostalgia Critic | Least I Could Do | PBF Comics | Homestuck | xkcd | V-sauce | Friendship is Witchcraft | Team Four Star | a large number of other things.....
The six things I could never do without
I could really deal with any situation....no matter what I have or what I lack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out partying hard, on some adventure, traveling, working, battling evil forces with my mind, staring off into the distance like I'm wise but actually thinking about that really good cup of coffee I had that morning, watching a movie with a friend, at a rave, driving fast in the slow lane, driving slow in the fast lane, critiquing art to myself, or....maybe.....on a date.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I think, and therefore I am
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're absolutely AWESOME ;)