I'm like a swimming pool, with a deep part and a shallow part, where all the kiddies pla... okay, so maybe i'm not that much like a swimming pool.
I'm looking for someone to love, and be loved by in return. I do place quite a lot of emphasis on looks - a quality i don't really like about myself, but am not sure how to change. However, even i can't predict who i'm attracted to before seeing them in person, so don't let that dissuade you in advance.
*Driving away potential mates
*Giving romantic advice i should probably take to heart myself and put into practice...
*Seriously. Anything i put into the ground will sprout.
That i listen far more than i speak, and often am wearing an intense scowl which is completely at odds to how i actually feel in that moment.
-House (not that i actually watched virtually any of it)
-Terry Pratchett's Discworld series
-Roger Zelazny's Amber (especially the second five)
-The Wheel of Time series by the late Robert Jordan (and more recently by Brandon Sanderson, who is still on time)
-Kim Harrison's Hollows series
-An embarrassing number of teen vampire novels
My intrinsic sense of superiority over all other living beings