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NarwhalsAreReal

23 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Becca.. nice.. to meet you? /big smile/ I'm not a native Portlandian, I hail from the far off land of California but I have fully embraced the Portland way of life (translation: I'm pale and I recycle) and..... I'm shit at these self summary things.

I'm equal parts couch potato and dive bar enthusiast/adventure .. master? I've never been out of U.S but I'm hoping that will change in my near future, I've got the wanderlust!

And to answer your question: Yes, I have known people who doubt the existence of narwhals.... A sad truth.

I am mostly on here these days in search of buddies and a possible 3rd party to help warm up my and my handsome feller's bed in the cold months. Winter is comin, ya'll, and so should we ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out how magnets work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting excited about everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That.. I wear clothes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Lois Lowry, Janet Fitch, William S. Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Roald Dahl (that's right, a children's author.. wanna fight?), Wally Lamb, Sarah Waters, J.K Rowling ... See also: I'm a fan of graphic novels/webcomics.

Movies/Tv: Fight Club, Bobs Burgers, Firefly/Serenity, DollHouse, Safety Not Guaranteed, The Big Lebowski, Adventure Time, Pineapple Express, Parks & Rec, The Office (US), Dexter (b-4 season 5...), Breaking Bad, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill I & II, Game Of Thrones, Harry Potter.. Giant Octopus Vs Mega Shark.

Music: Gee, it's really all over the place.. One of my all time favorite peeps is CocoRosie.

And I like sushi.. and pizza... and beer!

You're finished, good job.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Books
Good beer
A calculator
My pup, Olive
Business Time..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Star dust.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime? Or knitting.. with my 7 cats... in a flannel nightgown that buttons up to my neck. Or crime fighting with my 7 cats. I know how to party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't actually own 7 cats... and I suck at pool.

Man. I'm totally undateable..
You should message me if
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If you damn well feel like it. I'm a nice gal, I only bite if you ask.