Women (and I am referring to real women who are emotionally strong, highly intelligent, self aware, passionate and sensitive) are my true love. As a result, I'm actually quite innocent around them--almost like a virgin.
(Here is the seque that will confuse you)
Speaking of virgins, I'mff am the reason why Madonna had to abruptly end her "Like A Virgin" tour and to forgo wearing white at all of her weddings. And yes, that claim pre-dates her marriage to Sean Penn.
So if you are too young to know about Madonna's Virgin tour or marriage to Sean Penn (hey, I'll date young) then just know that Christine Agueliera had no clue about how to hit a C over a high E until she met me...in the bedroom. But that's another story. And if you are so young that you only know who Lady Gaga is (and/or don't have a clue about how to relax your gag reflexes) then lose my email because I don't date THAT young.
So besides that, I am just 100% pure unadulterated man who is a shrewd lewd dude who enjoys a bit of the crude but without the rude.
But in case you were lured here because you saw the name "Hornblower" and were thinking I was related to the Vanderbilts, I am sorry to burst your bubble as I am referring to Adam Yauch from the Beastie Boys. Still, no shame in my game cause I, too, have got the skills to pay the bills.
"I represent what's stupid and immature. You be like Yeah Adam real mature." Thats why I'm a ham on cheeae on rye, all this cheese will make me cry. Gorgazola, Provonone....,"
And yes, if I had a family crest, it would state "Once a Beastie Boy but always a Beastie."