In a world where nickeleon is becoming MTV, and young people are
taking over the media, there was a man. A man born of Friday the
13th who came from the wound saying, "things are gonna change"
Fueled with the power of science, math, and creavtivity as far as
the eye can see. He saw what the newfags were doing to this great
country, and knew it had to be stopped. By day he was an awkward
romantic under the disguise of a slight comedic genius, but at
night he puts on a mask to stop the madness that makes you facepalm
faster than a small blue thing. His name was Fuck Your Shit and
he's here to save us all. Just keep his identity a secret.
First thing is first. I am a proper type of guy. So I will always
introduce myself by shaking your hand, (whether you are a guy or
girl) and saying my first and/or last name. Also I live in
Philadelphia, and I also go to be with family in Douglassville, Pa.
So, I try to talk to people up there so I have more to do.
Well let's see. My name is Stephen Riley (told ya). I'm 21 years
old (That's March 13, 1992) , and I go to University of the Arts
for screenwriting. I'm a Senior. Come talk to me. I like someone
who I can talk to with hours on end. Don't be shy and awkward. Only
I can do that.