Hello Stranger, how is you today? There's a lot you'll going to hate about me. But if you can't look past all that then just maybe you're not worth me wasting my time? I Smoke, Drink and do drugs... But who doesn't? I work in a Bar/Pub/Thingy on the Isle Of Wight, For some crappy tight fisted boss, It's good money tho I guess. I never dress appropriately for what ever I'm doing, I own sensible clothes, Just don't wear the buggers. My nail polish is always chipped, My hair has to always sit perfectly, But my make up is never quite right. But thats me take it of leave it. I Live life for the now :) Fuck the future what ever will be will be. I'm somewhere near the Ideal Woman , But The Ideal Woman Doesn't exsist, So get over it.

Work, Work, Work oh and the odd bit of driving and My on going quest to actually do something on my nights off, Driving Love my little fiesta, Anything you can plug in, Anything that explodes, lava lamps and finding interesting things to get drunk on.

Drinking, Driving ... Not at the same time I'd like to add. Art, dressing well, dressing up, dressing down. Spending monies I dont have lol

My body I keep gettin told by people I'm too skinny ... I have to some times remind them that too small is when your skins smaller than your bones lol x

Movies
Pirates of the carribean (Yeah I know its like everyones favroite), Bill and teds totally excelent adventure, Van Helsing, Superman returns, Spiderman, Back to the future, Shierk I and 2, James Bond, Jumper, I now pronounce you chuck and larry, Wall-e, Don't mess with the Zohan.

Television
Reaper, Scrubs, Lost, Life on mars, How I met your Mother, Home Improvement, Doctor Who, Top Gear, Two Pint of larger and A packet of Crisps, After your gone, My family, Stargate, Simpsons, Smallville, Vicar of dibley, Balls Of Steel, Harry Hills TV Burp

Food
Jaffa Cakes, Chocolate digestives are so yum!

My IPod
My Phone
My Laptop
My Car
My Hairbrush
My M8s

The future ... Where I'll be will I still be behind a bar or just propping one up who knows ..?

Drunk or Sober Always in a pub just depends if I'm working or not!

I once had sex with one of my secondary school teachers (Two Years after I left school tho) :P

Your not a sex crazed old man and wanna chat x