Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a twenty-something polayamorous supervillain. I enjoy video
games, writing, and making faces at small children when their
parents aren't looking.
My orientation says I'm straight, but really I'm heteroflexible. At
one point it said bi (which I suppose was equally inaccurate), but
I changed it because of the insane volume of messages I was
receiving from men. I'm like candy to them. o_o
I'm a writer and a gamer, and I spend a lot of my free time doing
one or the other (sometimes both!). I love weaving a good story,
and I like hearing tales that will inspire me to write. I mostly
write sci-fi and medieval-fantasy, and prefer short stories to
full-length features, although I have completed one novel-length
work and am nearly finished with another.
I'm a Renaissance Fair and Sci-Fi Convention kind of guy. I play a
lot of video games and table top games and I'm very familiar with
the staples of pop culture nerdiness. I really enjoy creating
costumes for Ren Fairs and other medieval events (I am into
Belegarth, brownie points if you know what that is) and am refining
my ability to sew with each new piece I make.
Art is another hobby of mine, when the mood strikes. I don't fancy
myself a fantastic artist, but I often sketch the characters I
create for my fiction, among other things. I'm also the
'cartoonist' for an underwhelming video game-themed web comic
you've never heard of.
I play the piano, but only by ear; I can't read or write music for
lack of knowledge, though I feel I'd be a good musician if I were
ever to learn.
I'm a firearms aficionado, and I enjoy trips to the range to stay
sharp-- if you're not intimidated by a creative, intelligent and
independent gun-owning nerd (or if you are one yourself), shoot me
Be aware: I am looking for open/poly relationships. I am open to
any and all relationship dynamics, from casual sex to long-term
commitment. I believe in letting any and all relationships run
their natural course, and giving each its fair chance. That means I
will have other partners with an individual level of commitment
depending on the dynamic, each with their own special place in my
life and each relationship important and valuable to me. If you're
not open-minded, don't message!
If any of this sounds interesting to you, I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work in local law enforcement and I'm attending college
in pursuit of a degree in Criminal Justice to advance in my career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deflecting questions on dating sites. And Scrabble.
Honestly, it's difficult for me to list the things I'm good at. I
suppose I consider myself a good writer, as it's something I'm
passionate about, but I'd prefer to say I'm an effective
communicator. I've been told I have a stellar vocabulary, so
there's that. And I'd say I'm good at games, both video and
The first things people usually notice about me
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My snappy attire. Oh, and apparently I have chocolate eyes. And
here I thought they were just brown. Who knew?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books include the Lord of the Rings, Lemony Snicket's
Series of Unfortunate Events, the Song of Ice and Fire series, and
tons of miscellaneous sci-fi novels up to and including the Halo
books and anything by Ray Bradbury.
My Favorite movies are mostly James Bond movies (the older ones)
and LotR. I also like lots of random comedies like UHF and
TV shows I love are serious series like The Walking Dead, Dexter,
and Game of Thrones, and funny stuff like Family Guy and
My musical tastes are kinda weird. I like mostly ska like Five Iron
Frenzy, the Aquabats! (their older stuff), Streetlight Manifesto,
Suburban Legends and Reel Big Fish, and swing/neo-swing such as The
W's and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. I also love old-timey jazz like Ella
Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, and the Rat Pack. There's some
alternative I like, namely Muse and the Presidents of the USA, and
thanks to my girlfriend I'm also into Emilie Autumn and the Postal
Service (curse you!).
My favorite food is pizza hut. It is my favorite out of all of the
huts, with Jabba being a close second.
My favorite video games, for those who care, are varied. I mostly
like RPGs and FPSs. My favorite series of all time is the Legend if
Zelda (the original, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask in that order)
with close seconds being the Elder Scrolls (I <3 Morrowind) and
Halo (all of them are good!). I also love Super Smash Bros., Left 4
Dead, Mass Effect, Hitman, Age of Empires, Saints Row, GTA, and the
Sims. Some of my favorite one-hit wonders are L. A. Noire, the
Saboteur, and a few others I can't think of right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Video games
4. Kitty cats (don't judge me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse. Do YOU have a plan?
I also ponder interesting stuff to write about, and funny
situations I can turn into a comic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing and/or assisting performers at a kinky burlesque/fetish
show, or playing video games on the couch without any pants.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read this whole profile. Seriously, if you stuck
around this long, you just might be the right kind of crazy.
Or if you're poly-friendly. I'm always interested in meeting more
poly folks, even if you're not looking for a relationship or
anything. I'd still like to hear from you!
If you share my interests to an absurd degree, I'm sure a simple
message would lead to a conversation worth having.
... Or if you really DO have a plan for the zombie apocalype-- then
we'll talk shop. :P
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