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Nate-Thousand

25 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a twenty-something polayamorous supervillain. I enjoy video games, writing, and making faces at small children when their parents aren't looking.

My orientation says I'm straight, but really I'm heteroflexible. At one point it said bi (which I suppose was equally inaccurate), but I changed it because of the insane volume of messages I was receiving from men. I'm like candy to them. o_o

I'm a writer and a gamer, and I spend a lot of my free time doing one or the other (sometimes both!). I love weaving a good story, and I like hearing tales that will inspire me to write. I mostly write sci-fi and medieval-fantasy, and prefer short stories to full-length features, although I have completed one novel-length work and am nearly finished with another.

I'm a Renaissance Fair and Sci-Fi Convention kind of guy. I play a lot of video games and table top games and I'm very familiar with the staples of pop culture nerdiness. I really enjoy creating costumes for Ren Fairs and other medieval events (I am into Belegarth, brownie points if you know what that is) and am refining my ability to sew with each new piece I make.

Art is another hobby of mine, when the mood strikes. I don't fancy myself a fantastic artist, but I often sketch the characters I create for my fiction, among other things. I'm also the 'cartoonist' for an underwhelming video game-themed web comic you've never heard of.

I play the piano, but only by ear; I can't read or write music for lack of knowledge, though I feel I'd be a good musician if I were ever to learn.

I'm a firearms aficionado, and I enjoy trips to the range to stay sharp-- if you're not intimidated by a creative, intelligent and independent gun-owning nerd (or if you are one yourself), shoot me a message!

Be aware: I am looking for open/poly relationships. I am open to any and all relationship dynamics, from casual sex to long-term commitment. I believe in letting any and all relationships run their natural course, and giving each its fair chance. That means I will have other partners with an individual level of commitment depending on the dynamic, each with their own special place in my life and each relationship important and valuable to me. If you're not open-minded, don't message!

If any of this sounds interesting to you, I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work as a supervisor in contract security for the government. It sounds a lot cooler than it actually is (and it doesn't really sound all that cool).

I'm working on getting my life together to attend college in pursuit of a degree in Criminal Justice, in hopes of going into law enforcement.
I’m really good at
Deflecting questions on dating sites. And Scrabble.

Honestly, it's difficult for me to list the things I'm good at. I suppose I consider myself a good writer, as it's something I'm passionate about, but I'd prefer t say I'm an effective communicator. I've been told I have a stellar vocabulary, so there's that. And I'd say I'm good at games, both video and tabletop.
The first things people usually notice about me
My snappy attire. Oh, and apparently I have chocolate eyes. And here I thought they were just brown. Who knew?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books include the Lord of the Rings, Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, the Song of Ice and Fire series, and tons of miscellaneous sci-fi novels up to and including the Halo books and anything by Ray Bradbury.

My Favorite movies are mostly James Bond movies (the older ones) and LotR. I also like lots of random comedies like UHF and Anchorman.

TV shows I love are serious series like The Walking Dead, Dexter, and Game of Thrones, and funny stuff like Family Guy and Futurama.

My musical tastes are kinda weird. I like mostly ska like Five Iron Frenzy, the Aquabats! (their older stuff), Streetlight Manifesto, Suburban Legends and Reel Big Fish, and swing/neo-swing such as The W's and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. I also love old-timey jazz like Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, and the Rat Pack. There's some alternative I like, namely Muse and the Presidents of the USA, and thanks to my girlfriend I'm also into Emilie Autumn and the Postal Service (curse you!).

My favorite food is pizza hut. It is my favorite out of all of the huts, with Jabba being a close second.

My favorite video games, for those who care, are varied. I mostly like RPGs and FPSs. My favorite series of all time is the Legend if Zelda (the original, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask in that order) with close seconds being the Elder Scrolls (I <3 Morrowind) and Halo (all of them are good!). I also love Super Smash Bros., Left 4 Dead, Mass Effect, Hitman, Age of Empires, Saints Row, GTA, and the Sims. Some of my favorite one-hit wonders are L. A. Noire, the Saboteur, and a few others I can't think of right now.
The six things I could never do without
1. Polyamory
2. Video games
3. Writing
4. Kitty cats (don't judge me)
5. Ska
6. Firearms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse. Do YOU have a plan?

I also ponder interesting stuff to write about, and funny situations I can turn into a comic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying (and failing) to sleep. My work schedule has made Friday my Wednesday, and my work shifts aren't even a full night's sleep apart.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You actually read this whole profile. Seriously, if you stuck around this long, you just might be the right kind of crazy.

Or if you're poly-friendly. I'm always interested in meeting more poly folks, even if you're not looking for a relationship or anything. I'd still like to hear from you!

If you share my interests to an absurd degree, I'm sure a simple message would lead to a conversation worth having.

... Or if you really DO have a plan for the zombie apocalype-- then we'll talk shop. :P