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Nate_Ball

26 M Bethesda, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is three letters, and I get a warm, happy feeling when people can pronounce it without adding extra syllables.

I enjoy both clever and stupid humor. Additional points if they devolve (or ascend) into each other.

I love the outdoors and all the wonderful activities associated with it - backpacking, climbing, kayaking (sea and whitewater), running, swimming...

I used to have dreadlocks, and then I looked in a mirror.

My goal in life is to do something noteworthy enough that someone I don't know writes a wikipedia article about me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've found a curious level of comfort bartending in the city for the past couple years, but before that I worked for a wilderness therapy program, led adventure trips, and coached cross country in Western North Carolina. The therapy was the most difficult, rewarding work I've done, and when I finish having fun behind the bar I'll probably reenter that line of work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering insignificant details about random things.

Running for distances detrimental to health.

I pretend to be good at contra dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It usually follows that I have green eyes and am rather introspective.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love the Marx Brothers; my Dad's fault. Good old humor that still cracks me up as others sit by in stony silence. Also, Seven Samurai, Children of Men, Secondhand Lions, Up and various other animations, and cheesy B horror flicks like Tremors. Wild Zero is f-ing fantastic.

Eclectic out the wazoo... RHCP, TV on the Radio, Gnarls Barkley, Modest Mouse, Iron & Wine, k-os, Alison Krauss, RJD2, Jurassic 5, Wild Sweet Orange, Blue Scholars, Wild Asparagus, Edward Sharpe, Manu Chao, alt-j, etc.

Reading has been my (solo) vice of choice since I was young. Wicked and other Gregory Maguire, Phillip Pullman, Dresden Files, Anne McCaffrey, The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Shōgun, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, and other random stuff, fiction, nonfiction, funky textbooks, pretty much anything. I love Maurice Sendak and Tom Robbins!

I also really enjoy the Drunken-love-poetry-to-God of Rumi and the hot mess of style of ee cummings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, water, big toes, mental faculties, laughing, nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Countries I want to visit.

New tattoos I want.

Dropping everything and starting something new.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just as easily being a hermit with a book as water-coloring the town red with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really good at Star Wars trivia.
You should message me if
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you think I might float your boat, or alternatively make your merry go round.