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28 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Needs to be updated. New job, more outside, more food.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Jury duty. Using anything as an excuse to hang out with friends, bum around Cap Hill or downtown. Working on my pool game.
I’m really good at
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Intentionally confusing my French transplant ex-roommate with... English. Words, yo.

Wish I could put useful life skills here, but for some reason I'm pretty much useless other than being totally great at ping-pong, frisbee, pool, bowling, and acting like tech support.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You're tall!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Foods: Chipotle! Jimmy Johns! Totally lame, but they make for great lunch hour fuel. Azteca (but *only* the Centralia one, independently family owned) salsa and King's Kung Pao are my weaknesses. Seattle Asian variety, pho, sushi, eel gonads. Two of those are significantly more tasty than the other. And sometimes I cook. Super French roommate thinks my spaghetti, pasta-ish things, and tacos are edible, so I'll take that as a good sign.

Music: Modern/alt/hard rock. Clubby music for going out. Been listening to a lot of all-purpose dubstep/drum'n'bass: Glitch Mob, Pendulum, Feint, LAOS, etc. I'll try anything, and usually appreciate it, but country is 98% suck. Honorable mentions for The Protomen's Act II, The Receiving End of Sirens, Childish Gambino, and the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack. :)

TV: Game of Thrones omg hngggg GAME OF THROOONES, House of Cards, The Walking Dead, Sherlock, Homeland, Orange is the New Black, Archer, Supernatural (guilty pleasure :3); Retired: Breaking Bad, The Office, Lost, and Battlestar Galactica

Movies: Total sucker for the Marvel superhero movies. Anything by Shane Carruth, Christopher Nolan, Darren Aronofsky, or JJ Abrams, and anything with Clive Owen, Benedict Cumberbatch, Colin Firth, Michael Shannon, Robert Downey Jr, Ellen Page, Michael Fassbender, Bradley Cooper, Jake Gyllenhaal. Primer, The Iceman, Leon the Professional, The Dark Knight trilogy, Upstream Color, Skyfall, Silver Linings Playbook, Cabin in the Woods, Drive, Attack the Block, The Fighter, No Country for Old Men, The Departed

Footnote -- I'm bad at books. Way too much textbook reading in college, taking a decade off post-grad, so mark me down a couple points.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A productive outlet, a big comfy bed, Outshine coconut popsicles, our incredibly cozy red couch, music, and my cat Todd. Also, water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Career stuff unfortunately. Yay stress. Still not sure if I want to keep doing what I've been doing for four years or risk all that breathing room and a (mostly) comfortable career on something else entirely with a transferable skillset.

But my current job is awesome. I work with great people and get to wander and bullshit several times a day with practically everyone in the office. Can't complain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With any luck, out, playing pool with friends or catching a good movie... Or lazily Netflixing at home with the roommate, probably vetoing French stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My socks only match about 50% of the time. But I'm comfortable with that dark side of my personal life.
You should message me if
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... you have a keyboard and fingers, and you find any of this remotely intriguing --

Really, though, I prefer to get some face to face time over drinks or a bite to eat around the city instead of endlessly messaging back and forth here.