Traversing the seven seas, climbing the highest peaks, and sleeping
a fair share weren't enough for the young do-good-er. After
wrestling several bears to the ground, he managed to open his
Firefox browsers [ed. For those not "in the know", Firefox is a
primarily underground internet browser, used only by the internet
elite, or "leet" as they call themselves] and navigate to
okCupid.com. Surrounded by an array of fictional Venuses and
Adonises, the dashing explorer sets to work creating his own
inflated avatar.
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Ethnicity White
Height 5' 11" (1.80m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign Aquarius but it doesn't matter
Education Working on college/university
Job Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income $20,000-$30,000
Kids N/A
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Mostly counting my millions of dollars from inside the safety of my
solid gold vault. When I'm feeling particularly adventurous I dive
into said vault from atop the conveniently placed diving
board.
Beyond that, probably finishing my education relatively soon to go on to become a secondary English education teacher. Or maybe not! Who knows! Right now just living with some friends and working a lot. Skills to pay the bills, etc.
Beyond that, probably finishing my education relatively soon to go on to become a secondary English education teacher. Or maybe not! Who knows! Right now just living with some friends and working a lot. Skills to pay the bills, etc.
I'm really good at
Something or other, probably. I mean who can actually give
themselves an unbiased review, that just seems problematic. If I
was tied down in an unsexy, or sexy, manner and forced to think of
something though, it'd probably be satire, writing, arguing, and
sleeping.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
Either my appearance, or my words, depending on if they hear or see
me first. Usually not my smell but I guess that's possible too!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I dunno, probably something that isn't very interesting to read the
name of.
The six things I could never do without
Same things as everyone else, I imagine. Food, friends, family, the
like. Fill in the rest with equally generic things flowered up to
sound unique!
Oh, and vulgarity.
Oh, and vulgarity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work, play, money, mindless theorycraft, friends, books, and sex. I
guess most of those are pretty standard, but alas; no one cares.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rollin' with my homies. 20-sided if I'm lucky.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
Basically anything! I really don't have any secrets too private to
share with anyone bored enough to listen. I guess I just have no
shame!
You should message me if
You appreciate taking it easy sometimes, and being overzealous and
easily excited the rest of the time. You can't have issues with
napping under a warm down comforter, either. Other than that,
anything goes!
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