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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 1
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Not at all
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yayyy, OKstupid.

I'm Sam, I'm bad at video games, not punk rock enough to suit any standards, and I'm a career academic.

In between studying history and literature, I shitpost on tumblr and embarrass myself in Final Fantasy 14.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-I am almost constantly full of existential dread.

-I'm a senior in college and headed to grad school.

-Looking forward to my bleak, dystopian future of serfdom and wage-slavery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saving house spiders I accidentally evict from their webs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am actually three poorly-disguised ten-year olds stacked on top of each other under a trenchcoat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Snow Crash, Nausea, Fight Club, Infinite Jest, The Charnel God.
Movies: Machete, Hobo With a Shotgun, God Bless America, Dr. Strangelove, Tucker And Dale Vs. Evil, The Thing, Frankenstein Conquers The World/War of the Gargantuas, Chappie.
Music: I love dissonance, loud noises, and unchecked aggression. So, stuff like, Bad Religion, Black Flag, Enter Shikari, Reagan Youth, Dead Kennedys, Anti-Flag, Angelspit, Atari Teenage Riot, Ministry, KMFDM, The Aquabats, to neurofunk like Receptor, Noisia, and Zardonic.
Food: I'm a fan of any culture's street food done right. So burritos, ramen, pho, Philly cheese steaks, pizza, kebabs, tamales, meat tornadoes, et cetera.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Maman said you could get used to anything."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New syntactical structures for dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm feeling particularly social, I have been known to DM Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, I party pretty hard.

I also have a blog where I am a public nuisance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a pet Tarantula named Pugsley. He is my son and a precious baby angel who can do no wrong.

I have fragile, birdlike bones and can be easily struck down if I defy your will.
You should message me if
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You have ever shanked someone over Neon Genesis Evangelion.