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Naughtelos

21 M Marietta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm the postmodern prometheus.

As far as I can tell, I am the offspring of two humans in the United States of America and was born breach under the sign of Scorpio. I’m fairly certain I graduated high school at some point after that and am now enrolled in a college of middling exclusivity where I am double majoring in English and History. I also dig existential philosophy, evolutionary biology, anarchist theory, and vidya games. I am made mostly of meat.

I devote most of my time to either brooding, ranting to my pet spider about how Nerd Culture is an aberration that must be destroyed, or, like, playing, like, Dark Souls while drinking to forget how bad I am at Dark Souls. Also I'm a double English/History major, which forces me to read lots of things. Usually about sad things, like beheadings and imperalism.
What I’m doing with my life
-I am almost constantly full of existential dread.

-I'm a junior in college.

-Looking forward to my bleak, dystopian future of serfdom and wage-slavery.
I’m really good at
-Saving house spiders I accidentally evict from their webs.
-Listing names of video games I have beaten while waving a flag made of my underwear (it's a rare, specialized talent, employers like that.)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am actually three poorly-disguised ten-year olds stacked on top of each other under a trenchcoat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: No Exit (technically a play but u kno), The Stranger, Nausea, Fight Club, Infinite Jest, The Charnel God.
Movies: Machete, Hobo With a Shotgun, God Bless America, Dr. Strangelove, Tucker And Dale Vs. Evil, The Thing, Frankenstein Conquers The World/War of the Gargantuas, Sucker Punch (guiltily) and Wristcutters.
Music: I love dissonance, loud noises, and unchecked aggression. So, stuff like, Bad Religion, Black Flag, Enter Shikari, Reagan Youth, Dead Kennedys, Anti-Flag, Angelspit, Atari Teenage Riot, Ministry, KMFDM, The Aquabats, to neurofunk like Receptor, Noisia, and Zardonic.
Food: I'm a fan of any culture's street food done right. So burritos, ramen, pho, Philly cheese steaks, pizza, kebabs, tamales, meat tornadoes, et cetera.
The six things I could never do without
"Maman said you could get used to anything."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New syntactical structures for dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm feeling particularly social, I have been known to DM Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, I party pretty hard.

Otherwise I'm probably drinking and crying.

I also have a blog where I am a public nuisance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a pet Tarantula named Pugsley. He is my son and a precious baby angel who can do no wrong.

I have fragile, birdlike bones and can be easily struck down if I defy your will.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have ever shanked someone over Neon Genesis Evangelion.