As far as I can tell, I am the offspring of two humans in the United States of America and was born breach under the sign of Scorpio. I’m fairly certain I graduated high school at some point after that and am now enrolled in a college of middling exclusivity where I am an English major. I also dig existential philosophy, evolutionary biology, anarchist theory, astrophysics and vidya games. I am made mostly of meat.
I devote most of my time to either brooding, ranting to my pet spider about how Nerd Culture is an aberration that must be destroyed, or, like, playing, like, Pokemon or something.