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NaughtyNick

50 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Feb 17, 2005
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm reasonably tall... reasonably fit... reasonably smart.... reasonably attractive. I can be nice, naughty or wicked..gentle or a little bit rough..depending on how you feel...I'd like to make you laugh -- (or moan)..I want the excitement of meeting you..the thrill of a new encounter..butterflies in the stomach..the smell of your perfume..to shiver from your touch..the anticipation..the passion.. and then when we've finished eating we can go to bed..

I am quirky, easy going, and naughty
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good question. If only I knew. And it seemed like such a good plan. In my professional life I�m a writer. In my semi-professional life I�m a musician. In my fantasy life I�ve given up work and spend my time lying in grassy meadows on a warm day deciding what animals different clouds look like�.or reading all the books I never get time to read..or giving and receiving long languorous massage..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
That�s one of life�s great mysteries. The trouble is I�m pretty good at a lot of things, lousy at some, but not really good at any (save one which I shall leave to your imagination). I�m sure I am really good at something. I could be a world class ballet dancer or a brilliant balloonist but as I�ve not done either I wouldn�t know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. I�m 6ft 3 inches. My mumble. An old self defence mechanism to save me from appearing ignorant. Woman: You must have seen that film, you know the one with x in.. Me: Mumble mumble mumble mumble Woman (half imagining that I named the film): Yes that�s the one. My brooding good looks..sorry drifted back to my fantasy life..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books � All kinds..the history of the raj,. The Roman Empire, the suffragette movement, the conquest of Everest..fantasy.. Lord of the Rings, Narnia, His Dark Materials.. a little frisson.. Nancy Friday�s Secret Garden (it�s hardly secret is it though) trashy thrillers and pageturners..Robert Harris, Michael Crichton..classic lit..Austen, Dickens movies -Films that make me cry..The Pianist, Schindler�s List..laugh... Liar, liar, american Wedding, old Woody Allen films..laugh and cry..Notting Hil...hide behind the sofa..Aliens.. Porn Movies �better shared than alone though music --Easier to say what I don�t like �Country and Western, Garage, Drums n Bass. Particular likes: Santana, Zeppelin, Rachmaninov, bal musette, France Gall, Keane, Genesis, anything with great guitar playing esp Gary Moore blues.. Food/Drink: Most stuff that�s bad for you: Whopper with Cheese, Chocolate pudding, Treacle Pudding, Bakewell Tart, most kinds of cake �good job I exercise �ripe pears and peaches, Indian/Chinese, Real Ale, Sauternes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, chocolate, intimacy, laughter, sunny days, wild passionate-uninhibited-sex, a calculator
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work unfortunately. How much there is of it to do, how there could so easily not be any�how I could get into a position where I didn�t have to do any. Other random thoughts �speed cameras � surely hiding them behind bushes defeats the purpose..isn�t the idea to stop people driving too fast not to let them do it then fine them? I�m so na�ve. Panties � is she wearing any panties under there (I am a man after all)..luxury goods.. Can I afford to buy x or y.. if I can�t afford it, shall I buy it anyway..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is it with Friday nights. On any night I could be anywhere. Where would I like to be? Tucked up in a warm bed with a funny, sexy woman who knows herself well enough to know what she likes and is comfortable enough with herself to tell me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who are you kidding. Let�s face it if I tell you anything here it is not going to be very private is it. Let�s leave the confessional for somewhere more private and personal. On second thoughts a woman once told me that girth was more important than length and that foreplay more important than both. Was she right?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–86
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are the kind of person who has the impulse but rarely acts on it. You are the kind of person who finds themselves on the outside looking in at parties. You are the kind of person who, when you meet someone you really like for the first time, can never think of anything sensible or interesting to say. People tell you that you make them laugh. You feel like it.