Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
AD in HD is my general persona in life. I have a terrible memory
and often repeat myself. I have a terrible memory and often repeat
myself. I make the most of any bad situation. I've skewered myself
on coral, refused hospital treatment and been the first one to seek
out the vodka (Polish stuff cause I'm a snob) to clean the wound
before doing the stitches myself. This positive and proactive
approach to living is something I stride for. People meet me and
never forget me, for better or for worse. In my past life I charmed
the underwear off Lady Luck agreeing to have an interesting rather
than safe life. I attract hassle yes, but rarely let it ruin my
I'm not fucked up; nor am I looking for a quick fuck. If you're the
type to fuck on; then fuck off now please. On the surface I'm a
lanky, floppy haired, 24 year old who works two jobs and drinks
like a fish. Beneath the surface is a bit more on offer to anyone
who makes the effort. Getting the label shit out of the way first.
and it's not a thing.
I have a sense for the ridiculous and anything out of the ordinary.
My humour is dark but not cruel and I'm the first one in a group to
defend anyone being teased unfairly. I'm passionate about my
friends and lovers. I have acquired a reputation for being ' a spy'
as I lead a perfectly ordinary lifestyle, working an ordinary
mundane job which doesn't fit how people perceive me and I've been
known to do the strangest things abroad.
I cohabit a flat in North Newcastle
with my awesome Life
Partner; the total legend that is the TheAly
. I capitalised Life Partner
deliberately as I'm happier in myself now than I've ever been and I
say this without hyperbole. She is my chosen soul mate and gets me
on a level that no one else has ever succeeded at; more than a
'girlfriend' could ever be hence why I never intend to label her as
such. This would be a disservice to how much she means to me. I am
totally committed to my partner and despite always looking for new
friends and maybe more; my life partner will always be my priority
and I am not willing to let anything jeopardise this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduated last year with an MSc in Environmental Management. Did my
Bachelors similarly in Environmental Management with a focus on
I currently work in a local shop for local people 26 hours a week
as a supervisor leading a group of local people who serve local
types. My job is mundane and very typical of the canon fodder that
me and every other 20 something graduate represents.
Thrice a week I teach Tae Kwon Do and street self defence (possibly
where my reputation as a spy comes from). I run my own club in East
Newcastle and use it as a way of maintaining my sanity alongside my
Learning Russian as I like to learn basics of languages. I can't
ever call myself a linguist of any sort as I only speak English but
I have a basic grasping of conversational Russian and Urdu. Enough
at least to flirt with attractive locals, cross borders illegally
and advise mothers how to prevent their child developing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tae Kwon Do
have 2nd Dan black belt. Also have a comfortable grounding in Tang
Soo Do which influences the style of Tae Kwon Do that I
Cooking to people's dietary restrictions according to my other half
:) I love to cook. Like with learning other languages I wouldn't
ever feel happy to big myself up beyond saying that it's a hobby
but going by feedback alone I am good at cooking Mexican in
Organising large scale board game events. There I said it!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long black hair. It's feminine but not excessively girly. Easy
to spot me in a crowd with it :-) Long leather coat in the Winter
month. Camo shorts in the Summer months.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The current me is something of sensual hedonist enjoying the
pleasures of life to their full potential. I enjoy loud music,
preferably live heavy metal or trance. However, I'm also a serious
opera and classical buff so I try to get along to a variety of
stuff and not box myself into one genre. I endeavour to try as many
different foods as possible and love to wine and dine with friends
and lovers alike. Curries are my strong point (both cooking them
from scratch and choosing a dish for the occasion). Films are
another strong point. I love Studio Ghibli, Almodovar and Ang Lee
films. Silent films are a secret passion as few folk I meet get as
much out of them as I do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
. I generally try to get away for my backpacking every
year. The more exotic and dangerous the better ;)
My sex life. Call me shallow but it's a fact that I don't bull shit
. These are
my special comfort food that probably do more for curing my
depression than my antidepressants ;-)
Close friends. Not just people you can chat to but people that you
can really let your hair down around and make a twat of yourself in
front of without fear of being judged.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Taekwondo. Boardgames. Sex. Nachos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Training in Taekwondo. Watching art house. Getting rat arsed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Shit happens to me all the time. This isn't an emo cry about my
life being tragic you understand? Not the case at all. More that I
have the exhausting yet entertaining privilege of having a highly
eventful life. Join me for coffee or even better dinner and you may
not find me attractive or even likeable but at the very least you
won't be left bored with my company.
Who else can you meet who has disturbing anecdotes about being
spiked on LSD in Phnom Penh and being convinced that they're
responsible for the Khmer Rouge genocide of 1975?
Or ridiculous tales about throwing the least successful orgy County
Durham has ever witnessed?
Or my charming idyllic childhood years thinking fireworks were
boring and needed to be dipped in petrol?
Or crossing the Cambodian border illegally with the help of a
'launderette service' *cough* gang mob *cough* and a Siberian
Or being thrown out of Ho Chi Minh's Mausoleum at gun point due to
an overexcited Japanese tourist who befriended me?
Or stitching my own foot up with the aid of Polski vodka and good
company after foolishly dive bombing into Vietnamese coral
Or my revolting act of vengeance where I asked myself "what would
happen if I defecated in someone's kettle?"
You should message me if
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I'll work in reverse just because I can. Don't message me if you
have a problem with any of the following:
gender binary people
-Long haired lanky men with a crude sense of humour.
Feel free to message me if you're comfortable with all of the above
to at least varying degrees.
Aside from that feel free to message me:
-If you fancy a chat as I can talk the arse end of a donkey.
-You find me at least a little bit attractive.
-You enjoy eating nachos and appreciate real ale.
-We live near and you fancy doing a coffee just for the hell of it
as good caffeine and good company are my staples.
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