I'm not fucked up; nor am I looking for a quick fuck. If you're the type to fuck on; then fuck off now please. On the surface I'm a lanky, floppy haired, 24 year old who works two jobs and drinks like a fish. Beneath the surface is a bit more on offer to anyone who makes the effort. Getting the label shit out of the way first. I'm polyamorous and it's not a thing. I'm bisexual. I have PTSD and adult ADHD.
I have a sense for the ridiculous and anything out of the ordinary. My humour is dark but not cruel and I'm the first one in a group to defend anyone being teased unfairly. I'm passionate about my friends and lovers. I have acquired a reputation for being ' a spy' as I lead a perfectly ordinary lifestyle, working an ordinary mundane job which doesn't fit how people perceive me and I've been known to do the strangest things abroad.
I cohabit a flat in North Newcastle with my awesome Life Partner; the total legend that is the TheAly. I capitalised Life Partner deliberately as I'm happier in myself now than I've ever been and I say this without hyperbole. She is my chosen soul mate and gets me on a level that no one else has ever succeeded at; more than a 'girlfriend' could ever be hence why I never intend to label her as such. This would be a disservice to how much she means to me. I am totally committed to my partner and despite always looking for new friends and maybe more; my life partner will always be my priority and I am not willing to let anything jeopardise this.