I live in the greatest city in the world, I work for some of the greatest people I know, I have a dog that greets me as if I come back to life every time I come home, I've got parents that're cooler than yours, and I've invented a really sweet game that combines drinking and Scattegories. Patent not pending... If you steal my idea, I'll find you, and I'll force-feed you twinkies until Barack Obama finally decides to exercise some sort of authority as President (and I'm not even conservative).
I graduated as an engineer in 2011 from UT and it was a complete and utter mistake. I'm too ambitious to keep getting pay raises that barely keep up with inflation. I'm more the startup type than the 9-5 type.
I just realized that this summary basically tests my writing skills, and if the SAT score back in the day is an indicator, my writing is dogshit. I'm talking Creed-in-the-heiarchy-of-music dogshit. Deal with it.