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FeedMeBlueBell

25 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Farsi (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To preface all of this... Stop reading if any of the following applies to you: You lack confidence, you're a shitty person, you judge people that drink or smoke weed, you hate intellectual conversation, you're desperately looking for a guy to replace your ex because you're a serial monogamist, you think that people with different religious beliefs are wrong, you have any respect for Justin Beiber, or if you have written in your profile the word "fun-loving". I HATE FUN......... Said no one ever.

I live in the greatest city in the world, I work for some of the greatest people I know, I have a dog that greets me as if I come back to life every time I come home, I've got parents that're cooler than yours, and I've invented a really sweet game that combines drinking and Scattegories. Patent not pending... If you steal my idea, I'll find you, and I'll force-feed you twinkies until Barack Obama finally decides to exercise some sort of authority as President (and I'm not even conservative).

I graduated as an engineer in 2011 from UT and it was a complete and utter mistake. I'm too ambitious to keep getting pay raises that barely keep up with inflation. I'm more the startup type than the 9-5 type.

I just realized that this summary basically tests my writing skills, and if the SAT score back in the day is an indicator, my writing is dogshit. I'm talking Creed-in-the-heiarchy-of-music dogshit. Deal with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In all honesty - learning. Chicks dig it when I'm legitimately curious about what they do for a living or how they conjure up thousands of bobby pins out of thin air and leave them places. But seriously?! I'm learning because I'm entering a time in my life where I'm constantly thinking of startup and consequent MVP ideas (if you know what that means then you became really fucking sexy just now).

Accumulating enough money to have the option to wake up one day and make it rain $100 bills in a strip club. That was my second strip club reference. It means nothing.

Circling back around to the question:

Working, studying, shuttling the dog to and from the dog park, lots of gym time, randomly roaming reddit (BITCHIN' ALLITERATION RIGHT THERE), random "Top 10 things to do in Austin" type stuff, cooking something healthy (yes, your boy can cook), downtowning (I know it's not a present participle, don't be a douchey grammar nazi), using parenthesis way too much with little to no shame (sorry I'm not sorry).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sex - First-person shooters - Numbers - Knowing random things (thanks, Reddit) - Gathering the will to go to the gym when I'm dead tired - Most sports and sports knowledge - being so outgoing and talkative to strangers that I may look awkward while doing it - Feeding my dog table scraps off the fork without him touching the fork - Those arcade games where the lights go around in a circle and you hit the button when it gets around to the one in front of you labeled "Jackpot" - stealing the covers when you least expect it - Knowing just enough Spanish to understand it... just not when it's on TV and they're talking faster than Sonic can run - Annnnnnnd sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I don't know, you tell me" WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THIS?! Fill out your own profile, jackass.

I get along with everyone. I know, I know... Everyone says that. But seriously. If you're with me in public and you aren't comfortable making friends with the entire 100-foot radius around us, then leave me at home... Preferably with weed and an internet connection.

Broad chest - broad shoulders. The lady at Jos A Bank gave me this cockeyed "what the fuck is wrong with your dimensions" stare after she fitted me for a suit.

A stupid number of ppl I know or meet are starting to say I remind them of Aziz Ansari... Here's what I say to that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964zCjjscMc
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: "Why read when you can watch the movie?" applies to me in most cases. Malcolm Gladwell, Michael Lewis, The Economist, and Maxim are my tastes when I read.

Movies - Memento, Fight Club, The Hangover, Usual Suspects, Anchorman, Step Brothers, Inception (mind=blown), Shawshank Redemption, Django.

Shows - Breaking Bad, The League, Tosh.0, Arrested Development, Lost (just the first four seasons, then the new writers decided to vomit all over the plot), Orange is the New Black. SportsCenter.

Music - If you wrote "Everything but......" for this question, then I'm going to ask you for your favorite polka band and I'm going to give you shit for liking Riverdance... you brought it on yourself.
As for me... Alt-J, Chet Faker, Johnny Cash, Z-Ro, UGK, Bill Withers, Jack Johnson, John Newman, Santana, TLC (just because I heard Waterfalls the other day).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The trash guy
The septic guy
Mind-blowing sex
The stupidity of Justin Beiber
This question sucks
Random drivel to make it look like I put 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The opposite of the following five words:

1. Always
2. Coming
3. From
4. Take
5. Me
6. Down

(See what I did there?! 🙈)

Trying to figure out what I'm going to do when I retire early. Yeah, there are all those cliche answers like "travel the world" or something like that, but that can't take more than a couple years. What then?

How incredibly sexy I look when I do an absurd amount of chin ups in the middle of the crowded gym.

Existentialism. Seriously. Mind-numbing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely ruining my Mon-Fri effort at letting my liver recover.

Smoking with some good friends and shooting shit.

Trying to figure out ways to scare bikers into actually following street laws. If you run the stop sign, I'm gonna run the stop sign... We'll see who wins.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I played video games professionally in high school. Thug for life. I sign autographs at request.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can provide me with awesome conversation, maybe teach me some things, and not have that "I need a relationship now" vibe to you. Let's just have fun and if it's meant to be then it's meant to be.