28 Honolulu, HI
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My self-summary
I'm a space man from the year 1699 in an alternate universe in which technology progressed at a much faster rate. And i am a Lego man.
i currently drive a flying car and work on the 2987th floor of the biggest mining company in the galaxy. My boss is a boznathian slug from the third moon around jupitor. My work mostly concerns paperwork and administrative which gives me a chance to daydream often when i imagine myself as a submariner living in paradise on the island of oahu(before it was swallowed by the sea) during the final days of the American empire.
I live in a triangle And all of my furniture is pyramid shaped.
What I’m doing with my life
Sitting in my car listening to the rain.
I’m really good at
Topling regimes and placing myself as head of state.
And also underwater basket weaving
The first things people usually notice about me
The second head i grew out of my neck that won't stop making anti-Semitic comments about the state of israel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blah blah blah
No body cares
The six things I could never do without
White people problems
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what i want to do when i get off work and am allowed to go home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Building a fort out of couch cushions and blankets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
See above
You should message me if
You really want to go dancing. I never really learned and so if you want to take a class or just go to a club I need a partner and someone willing to teach me or learn with me. I'm pretty open to any type of music/dancing no matter how fringe or mainstream. If that sounds like something you would be interested please let me know.