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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 11
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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I'm a space man from the year 1699 in an alternate universe in which technology progressed at a much faster rate. And i am a Lego man.
i currently drive a flying car and work on the 2987th floor of the biggest mining company in the galaxy. My boss is a boznathian slug from the third moon around jupitor. My work mostly concerns paperwork and administrative which gives me a chance to daydream often when i imagine myself as a submariner living in paradise on the island of oahu(before it was swallowed by the sea) during the final days of the American empire.
I live in a triangle And all of my furniture is pyramid shaped.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sitting in my car listening to the rain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Topling regimes and placing myself as head of state.
And also underwater basket weaving
The first things people usually notice about me
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The second head i grew out of my neck that won't stop making anti-Semitic comments about the state of israel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Blah blah blah
No body cares
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
White people problems
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what i want to do when i get off work and am allowed to go home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Building a fort out of couch cushions and blankets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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See above
You should message me if
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You really want to go dancing. I never really learned and so if you want to take a class or just go to a club I need a partner and someone willing to teach me or learn with me. I'm pretty open to any type of music/dancing no matter how fringe or mainstream. If that sounds like something you would be interested please let me know.