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24 Boulder, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:27pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since I don't like describing myself, I'll spare you the entire "these things are so awkward to fill out" speech and just use a few quotes my friends have said about me to give you a totally biased idea of what I'm like:

"There's not an ounce of malice in you."

"Has anyone told you that you look like Joe Flacco?"

"Are you related to Joe Flacco?"

"Congrats on the Super Bowl win!"

"As far as tattoos go, it's less douchey than most."

I'm the type of nerd you can take on a hike, out for a drink, or home to mom. You specifically.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently moved to Colorado from Pennsylvania. I'm utilizing my BA in psychology by selling furniture. Otherwise my life is filled with lots of hiking and beer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes & dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Snark Handbook, Donnie Darko, Archer, classical, and seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I didn't have an iPhone when I was 11 and somehow made it through the nineties unscathed. Music, exercise, loved ones, nature, peace of mind, and my humility.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself. Other people. Things. I usually verbalize it and it's usually underwhelming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spent a little time thinking about this one and the only common denominator I could come up with was "breathing".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't care if the NSA reads this.
You should message me if
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You're down to earth & actually want to meet.

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