Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since I don't like describing myself, I'll spare you the entire
"these things are so awkward to fill out" speech and just use a few
quotes my friends have said about me to give you a totally biased
idea of what I'm like:
"There's not an ounce of malice in you."
"Has anyone told you that you look like Joe Flacco?"
"Are you related to Joe Flacco?"
"Congrats on the Super Bowl win!"
"As far as tattoos go, it's less douchey than most."
I'm the type of nerd you can take on a hike, out for a drink, or
home to mom. You specifically.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grew up in Pennsylvania, relocated to Colorado, brief stint in
Texas, now back to good ole PA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes & dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Snark Handbook, Donnie Darko, Archer, classical, and seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I didn't have an iPhone when I was 11 and somehow made it through
the nineties unscathed. Music, exercise, loved ones, nature, peace
of mind, and my humility.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself. Other people. Things. I usually verbalize it and it's
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spent a little time thinking about this one and the only common
denominator I could come up with was "breathing".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're down to earth & actually want to meet.
Who are you looking for?
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