"There's not an ounce of malice in you."
"Has anyone told you that you look like Joe Flacco?"
"Are you related to Joe Flacco?"
"Congrats on the Super Bowl win!"
"As far as tattoos go, it's less douchey than most."
"I didn't get you at first, but now I do- you joke around a lot, but at the end of the day, you'll do anything for anyone."
I may not wear my heart on my sleeve but it's certainly there.