"There's not an ounce of malice in you."
"As far as tattoos go, it's less douchey than most."
"You know who you remind me of? Joe Flacco."
"Are you related to Joe Flacco?"
"Have you ever heard of Joe Flacco?"
"Congrats on the Super Bowl win!" (This one may be outdated)
I'm an athletic nerd. Laid back, patient, chill, & down to earth. Gentleman on the streets but... you get the drift.
Reddit & Netflix cover most of the other bases.
Quickest way to my heart is seafood.
1) Loved ones
4) Peace of mind
6) Donald Trump continuing to not be the president