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25 Kettwig, Germany Man


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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 17
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly other
Very often
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
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I've been living in Essen for nearly two years. Grew up in Ireland and South Africa, but I love this place. I can see myself here for a while.

Oh yeah and screw you OkCupid I am not "less organised".

Also OKCupid... Why do I keep seeing people from far-flung places and so few from my area? This site is stupid.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just working at the moment. I'm a freelance writer and I'm looking to go back to college, though I'm kind of lazy on that part. Also, working on a fantasy novel I've been writing for the last two years. Hoping to get it completely finished by the end of this year time-permitting.

Das Schreiben! Ich will veilleicht in der Uni gehen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well I used to be good at Taekwondo. I haven't done it in years, but I'm looking to get back into it or at least some other type of martial arts. If you've any ideas, let me know!

In den Vorgangenheit hatte ich Taekwondo gemacht. Hab dass nicht in eine lange Zeit studierte, aber ich will das wieder lernen.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure. My height I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read almost anything. Mostly fantasy, science fiction (Dune will always be my favourite) and weird novels. I'm not huge into a lot of "classic" authors like Franz Kafka (awful writer...) or Harper Lee (couldn't finish To Kill a Mockingbird, it was painful). That said, I do love Shakespearen drama and his use of language (I know he was a playwright but whatevs). Cloud Atlas was my favourite novel as a teenager, it also inspired my username (who doesn't love a bit of corpocratic Korea?). And I did love the movie, though I thought them trying to make up white actors to look Asian and vice versa was a little weird.

Only recently got into Game of Thrones, really enjoying it though I wish I could've read it first, looking forward to reading it though. I do think the TV series tried to bit too hard to be "adult" with the endless sex scenes, though. I like the Vampire Diaries (it is good once you get past the first two seasons where it's basically just Twilight... another story I just couldn't finish...).

I do like cooking, though I don't do complicated stuff often because I live alone (all that work for just one person doesn't seem worth it). I enjoy cooking most when I have people around, so if you feel like being my guinea pig... I promise I won't poison you!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should do with my life. Pretty much happy where I am, I think I need a new direction though.

Was ich mit meine Leben sollen tun. Ich bin frohe hier, aber ich brauche neuen Zielen.
You should message me if
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You live nearby and you're up for a casual drink. I'm always up for meeting new people and improving my German (it's okay, but it needs a lot more work!).

Wenn du in die Nahe wohnnst und du willst fuer eine Getraenke treffen. Ich will immer neue Leute treffen und auch meine Deutsch zu bessern.