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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Sep 24
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Neal. I grew up in Western Mass and came to Providence in 2000 for school at Providence College. I graduated with a degree in Psychology and a minor in business.

Most people notice that I am easy-going and sarcastic. I tend not to take things too seriously, unless things are serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm fascinated with weird or funny names. My all time favorite is someone named Harry Weasel. Seriously, why wouldn't you go by Harold or Henry or Hank or ANYTHING other than Harry if your last name is Weasel.

Some pretty strong others are Justin Case, Dick Inman and some Middle Eastern dude named Ufuk.

There is an insurance company in MA called Mycock insurance agency. I have a picture of their fax letterhead to prove it exists. Also, I talked to this guy who's last name is Hoes. And INSISTED it was pronounced Hughes. Sorry dude, can't let you get away with that. Your name is Hoes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My friends and I enjoy having some adult beverages and telling stories and busting each others' balls.

I'm good at my job, even though it's quite unstimulating. I work on car loans for AAA. I became overcome with boredom just writing that.

I've played guitar for almost 20 years now. My band is called The Candace Brooks Band. We are on YouTube and iTunes and Facebook if you're inclined to check out new local music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either the way I look, what I'm saying, or what I'm doing :-P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite bands include: Muse, Franz Ferdinand, The Beatles, The Smiths, The Airborne Toxic Event, Belle and Sebastian, The White Stripes, The Libertines, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tegan and Sara, Motown and Doo-Wop music.

Community, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Archer, Mad Men, Arrested Development. Two guilty pleasures are the paternity test episodes of Maury and Cheaters. Those two never get old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Sicilias Pizza
2) My area code 413 phone #
3) Peppermint Orbit
4) Cigarettes and Alcohol
5) Chapstick
6) Pillowtop mattresses

***You may say #4 is two things....and while you are technically correct, I am referring to doing both at the same time. Obviously, I could do one without the other, but life would be fairly empty if I couldn't fire off rockets while sh*tfaced. There's more to life than booze....but not *much* more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body? I don't know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At band practice.....and then home to unwind. But when I am out for cocktails it's usually at The Wild Colonial or Trinity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like the TV show 'Devious Maids'. It's hilarious.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want to. If we ever go on a first date, I'm gonna pay though. Because I'm the guy. And the guy pays for the first date.