I am completely addicted to fantasy novels. Apparently escapism is my thing and I spend far too much of my time immersed in worlds that could never exist (but which should, obv.).
I am a fairly quiet person, until you get to know me, at which point I may very well veer alarmingly between silence and fits of spontaneous giggling. I'm aware that a six and a half foot tall man giggling is a little alarming.
I'm an unconcerned Atheist - I prefer not get into debates about it because ultimately no one ever really changes their mind except by themselves.
I prefer pubs to clubs, and can't dance in the slightest. Poor use of apostrophes in signs annoys me intensely. I'm also aware that Murphy's Law of Grammar means that I will now make some glaring blunders in the rest of my profile.
I prefer simple clothes (on me), and dislike rudeness, and attempting to write summaries of myself.
I enjoy the classy double/single entendre combination joke - which people tend to love or hate in equal measure.
I am far too fond of random portmanteaux.